UncleJew and Auntie Zionist

The JewishZionist Theatre presents...."Uncle Jew and Auntie Zionist"--- On Sat, 2/28/09, Laurel Moss wrote:From: Laurel Moss Subject: Re: Fw: In memoriam ~~ 60 years laterTo: biffyoman@yahoo.comDate: Saturday, February 28, 2009, 2:31 PMnot all jews are zionists, some jews are aunty zionists Dear World Theatre of the Prince of Darkies leading you to th 2nd Coming of Christ CYBER (CyberChrist thru these cybercombs...)...Laurel Moss is the Mother of ALL jews who puts it to you simply with these words, "I cry when I don;t get my way..." ( her words are in a song on my ninth album Bone Again 1996)...The San Francisco singer/songwriter Mark Newstdetter said, "The jews have made sadness famous.." Laurel makes the claim come true and her spiritual "husband" is Arthur Podalsky who produced my first 2 albums back in '68 and '69 and said, "Biff, the reason we can't let the arab in our tent is tomorrow he will be in our bed..." This attempt to "control" the "woman" while she may be out *****ing Ahab the A-Rab shows the vanity and insecurity of the jewish male who doesn;t have a clue about Women's LIB and Laurel's Lib fer goddam show shoah nuff....suffice to say..it gets down to "contracting" and Laurel as the AUNTIE ZIONIST to my Prince of Darkies is here to "protect" the land she "thinks" she "owns" because she "bought" it with "money" and has a piece of "PAPER" that SAYS she OWNS the land..but she feels guilty inside because she knws deep down you can't OWN the land...Laurel made contract once with a WHEEL HASSLE (we'll hastle?????) but broke the contract and wanted her cabin back after a short while when she told WHEEL HASSLE he could have it for a long time...she cried...her son, Aaron the big Adopted Eskimo Indian beat up Wheel Hassle cuz when Mama Jew CRIES Zionist thugs and sympathizers rush to their aid and kill....it went to court...fifty people living in the community attested to Aaron the BIG INDIAN'S "GOOD" character cuz it's a close knit community of rich old jews who defend each others right to cry if they don;t get their way..it's a microcosm of what's happening in the state of Israel and Laurel's penchant for control of the "whirll" reached epic proportions when I asked if I could stay in the cabin a week until new year's 2007..she was in China teaching english...she said yes...but the girl I was with got drunk and started throwing things on xmas eve in O-land and..felt terribly guilty...said she'd drive me up to Laurel's cabin and did...then the floods came...roads washed out to Ukiah,Boonville,Covelo..I began writing and CHRIST or CHRIS who watched the land while Laurel was in China would pass by the cabin each day hanging on to my every note..cuz he. too wanted to get into music and played guitar but mostly just got so carried away with his own 2 chords forgot about "music" and so was boring...no one was scheduled to be in Laurel's cabin unitl Feb. 17 and I had a gig in San Francisco Feb first so set up a radio show for Jan 31 to be broadcat live over KMFB Mendocino......practiced three songs about being marrooned in the north woods during the winter floods and figured the "contract' is between ME AND THE CABIN NOW and the caretaker, Christ or Chris dosn't mind me being there at all.only Laurel the control trip freak who thinks to OWN the world from far off China trying to turn the Great Wall into a GREAT WAILING WALL sent Christ or Chris an e-mail.."I want BIFF out of the cabin now..!" We laughed...or I laughed...and Christ or Chris paused...he didn;t want to alienate Laurel but he did want to listen to and hear music...and maybe grow balls...so the songs were done and recorded and I left and all was/is hunky dory as usual...and the contract between me and the cabin AND THE LAND is/was primary and still is...cus ain;t no bee-itch in China gwine tell DIS niga yada mothuh*****uh.......not with Christ or Chris around who wants so-o-o-o-o- badly to "PLAY"....and it didn;t even cost a penny..it never does....that's the nature of the 2nd coming..it's "sound"....you hear it intuitively.....it strikes Uncle Jew and Auntie Zionst like lightning..they re-act with thunder struck...

The Money of Color

George Carlin never paid any attention to Patti Noland so Patti Noland never liked George Carlin. Same with David Bowie. Bowie NEVER paid any attention to Patti Noland so when he came to America for his "Serious Moonlight Tour" Patti ridiculed him... called it "Serious Moon River." Patti came out to Palestine when George Carlin came to town to play at Durty Nellie's but NOBODY paid any attention to her so she went back to Oak Park. Patti had been coddled from birth because there wasn't enough oxygen in the premature baby's tent so she's blind in the right eye.....it hangs like a grey blob out of her head...almost so in the right eye. She gets a hefty check from the State. This allows her to sit on her Irish **** and demand attention. Also she's really disfigured. Although my love over the years has made her beautiful she has slipped back into ugly.She was eighteen when we met in 1972...backstage at the Quiet Knight where I was headlining. Jim Croce was opening. "Hmmmm," I thought,"that guy's gonna have a name..." He died in a plane crash and wrote "I have a name." Ugly Patti my favorite groupie from the seventies would hang backstage with the stars...she loved Elton and Mickey (Dolenz of the Monkees...Circus Boy)....I fall in love with crippled people..way more back then in my twenties..now at seventy one I feel crippled in the face of all these hotties at Mojo's Coffeehouse where I strudle each morning for dark roast and wait for one of the thinner waitresse to say.."I want to go home with you, Biff, and take off all my clothes and dance for you...do you live inside somewhere?" George Carlin saved the day one night when I was on the Tonight Show and Dick Cavett was subbing for Johnny. "I think pot is a menace to society" said Cavett. George interrupted,"Well booze is a lot more harmful than pot and besides..." and he went off on Cavett and I silently said, "Thank you, George and he heard me..and he hears me......he knew and knows I have "IT"..he always "wanted" "IT"...that spiritual quality that can never be named...Al Livick of Ocala tried to put it into words..."The Christ Consciousness was so thick in the late sixties you could beat it with a stick." George could only "comment" on it and paste on long hair and poke fun.....that's why all his fans are Zombies and pile up "stuff" on Earth that moth and rust doth corrupt....George drove around in a stress limo.....asked me to join him on tour (Oct.'85)....I put the Second Coming in his face in the lobby of a Savannah Hotel...he blanched, blushed..held in the anxiety of knowing "THIS IS ART" THIS disturbs..!!!".He could never deal with it....I gave him the 8th,9th and 10th dirty words...but he played it safe and all the tired old comics were dragged out one more time last night on PBS to pay homage to George who died just in time....and doesn't have to bridge the gap between the white Rocket Scientist parrot George was and the Broadway play I'm writing about the Mothuh*****in'kocksuckin'nigguhz bangin; down the doze and ho's of Western Civility..(Leave it to me) George's wife, Brenda committed suicide (alcohol). He left her for the ***** who laughed at his jokes. a little guy in Palestine called The Little Guy wanted to be a comic and hired George and me. The gig was held Aug.16,1985....The Little Guy's wife,Joan committed suicide shortly thereafter. Rented a motel room...put on her Wedding Gown...drank a bottle of pills ....her body was found by Larry the Fire Chief of Palestine..she left a note..."The Artist knows when the canvas is complete" My billboard on the Sunset Strip (Oct.68) read "Once in a while an artist comes along who should be listened to STRAIGHT THROUGH" Patti Nolands' boyfriend ,John,stacked records on shelve. He whispered to Patti,"I'm gonna get... fired ....Biff's talking too loud in the store." Patti ran quick to me, 'John says you're gonna get him fired for talking too loud in the store." They've been married now twenty years. I have NO sense of "SELF". But when I see my records I have a sense of SHELF. I am a ver-r-r-ry shelfish person. John is a threat to my shelfishness. So when Patti Noland e-mailed me...she wanted to come see me play in Chicago her husband had gone fishing I said "NO." She wanted my phone number...again, "NO!" She was a relic of the past....I am a relic of the future..the Bully Biff in Back to the Furure..the Cuddly Bear Biff in Black to the Past....presently biffing Patti.... "Patti..your husband pulls his head out of your ass to go fishing and you quick come to me for a good time..you're a groupie..I am the Quiet Knight in Shining Armor..the armor is my performance, my piano..my songs and records, theme parks, cable TV shows, websites, youtubes, but not facebook or MySpace because I'm huge and that's only for the SERFS and the BLOOD VASSALS in this Media Evil Kingdom of High Tech Tick Tock Talknology yada....SERFS UP ! I rule with all white males the NET we cast ..ah mean FUH-AST...over ALL T

The Golden Coconut

The World Wide Web Literary Society presents..."The Golden Coconut"

What is it with these black ladies and their hats?
This isn't racism.
This is HATism.
I HAT people. I have a love/hat relationship with people....but that hat Aretha Franklin wore at the Inauguration looked like a flock of Canadian geese coming out the back end of a U.S. Airways jet liner.

I wonder if there'll ever be a white President again to sully ol' Jennifer Hudson's river of death and destruction? Desiree Rogers is the new Social Secretary for President Obama......she's too cute to escape the coming TABLOID revolution...
"Is there a Monica Lewinsky in the woodpile?"
Now that I have the American crowd hooked on sex and hats... it's time for a new feature...the Rake's Crisis Center....it's not about me or you..it's
"ABOUT FACE !"
The Young Wannabeez among us put on a "face"...a "mask"..they insist, "It's not about FACE..it's about FACEBOOK !" They do not talk to their mothers.They Text Message them...they've got the right idea to grasp how HITLER could get away with killing six million jews....don't talk to them....that would only give them the impression they EXST..
write down what you have to say in MEIN KAMPF.my book is called Mein Vacation at Summer Kampf....it is required reading for my course in MYTHAMATICS..the certitude of math with the fancy of myth.....Hitler started his myth with "Aryan Supremacy"....
Hitler gave white people a bad name....now it's up to me to restore their GOOD name by reminding them that there is only ONE race..the Helsinki Marathon..and that it is a race to the FINNISH for possession of the Garden of Sweden....WHITE GIRLS !!! And it is for ALL Ice Queens BifFROZE....and for all streetcars and Social Secretaries named "DESIREE" Biff rose...rose to the occasion of PRAISING Mary Magdalene the FIRST MEDIA WHORE for her announcing "HE ROSE.....I came to the tomb and he was gONE..like he said he would,..." Who knows...Enough women have raised me.....the Virgin Mary always drew attention to HERSELF....she is NOT the first Media whore but she is probably the LAST Media VIRGIN....
When I screwed up in a piano recital at age fourteen my mother said, "I have never been more embarrassed in all my life."
When Harry Belafonte hugged me on the ol' Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson my mother said, "Did you have to have that niga HUG you..?"
But now that I have entered the darky side (the darky side of Biff Rose) I urge Desiree Rogers...Barack Obama's new Social Secretary to give our brand new president a GOLDEN COCONUT....that's what queens of Zulu do at the Mardi Gras and Desiree Rogers was Queen of Zulu in 2000 the year I got my FIRST Golden Coconut....they handed them out that year because they were civilized...when I was twelve in 1949 I got hit in the head by a brown hairy coconut ....Louie Armstrong was King that year.... he didn't throw it... but they still had segregation..Louie went on later to land on the Moon and made everybody Neil.....

Don't Shoot Till U C the whites of their Ice !

The World Web Theatre presents..."Don't shoot till you c the whites of their ice"

The Messiah is born today to liberate the white people from the tyranny of the African-American. The Messiah is born today to liberate the BLACK people from the African American.
The Messiah plays the black and white like keys to the Kingdom of Heaven and pianos.
"...unto thy hands I commend my spirit" said the Messiah Jesus of the Jews who liberated the Jews from their overbearing attachment to money,materiality and Walling themsleve in Wailing ...by beating their assss in the Temple of the Moneychangers and only being nailed to "materiality" himself for three hours on the Cross so the story goes.
Mohammed said Jesus wasn't crucified...that the body was substituted.......It is written Mary Magdalene started the Resurrection by saying "He rose..." and I would never doubt a whore's word.....the broken whore for "who're" you?.. Mary Magdalene was the first Media Whore...a reporter...that's all for the jews to enjoy...like BaBaWa Wa confessing she phucked the black Senator (Brooks) a hundred years ago on Oprah to suck up to black people everywhere and show how cool she is.....following in the tradition of Monica Lewinsky
For this Second Coming of Christ I liberate ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE from the African-American 'cuz African Americans are just a clumsy soundbyte for a phony buncha white people with brown skin and lightening pomade...plus black black BLACK is the color of my true love's song.....African American takes too goddam long....if you hear ANYONE say African American kick their asssss through their ears by saying "A? A?" REAL LOUD like a Canadian asking questions and reducing African American to the initials A? A?...
...like NIGA has been reduced to the initial "N"..or the "N" word..the fabulous N word...
Equal time for equal fabulous reduction.....Equal time for equal initials...equal time for equal censorship.....
Liberate yourselves oh! White people and Black people from the tyranny and sounbyte buzzword of African American....know that it is an INSULT to the Jamaicans....living among Gus....be the CHEERLEADER for six billion people on the Planet Earth..
"Gimme an A !"
"A !"
"What's that spell?"
"A !!!"
If you're afraid to SPEAK OUT just say 'Biff made me do it" then go listen to some Randy Newman and Bob Dylan to calm your jangled nerves...

Bill Cosby produced (meaning FINANCED) my first two albums The Thorn in Mrs. Rose's Side and Children of Light ('68-'69)..for his Tetragrammaton Record Label....
Tetragrammaton means the Unspoken Word for God but don't mention it....Bill Cosby pulled his money OUT of the comany because he didn't want the jewish guy his manager Roy Silver giving it all to the jewish moneychangers.....Bill wanted to give all his money to the African American moneychangers so he built a Temple for the African Anerican moneychangers on the campus of TEMPLE University....
...but I say,"You will not make of my Father OR my Son's house OR Son House a Den of Jews'n'Nigas !"
The SILVER WAR only just beginning raises the CIVIL WAR level to E-Mancipate the WHITE PEOPLE from the "Language Tyranny" (Slavery) of a "HOLY COS" as the BILL is coming dew ...it's the Autumn as "AW ! DUMB!" of everybody's life...it's this growing culture of humility from the Messiah who liberates YOU as the SAP (Seasoned Audience Personnel) who de-liberates...
WHATTA COMMONATION !

Crowned with Laurel's

what's not to undretstand? I hear the word "inderstand" and I think..."Understand"...who told you you should "UNDERSTAND" anything...or anyone...UNDERSTANDINMG is SLAVERY..OVERstanding is MASTERY...it's enough if you can EVEN stand the World Wide Web Theatre from Maine to California...from the redwood forests to the Gulf Stream waters....fregzample...resting on my laurels or being crowned by laurels or gathering MOSS or the book ACT TWO by "what's his name" MOSS...HART...they're all a vast poem to my sensibility...and so it be with a fan letter from my Maine Man...and his wife who he said in a subsequent letter...was watching SMOTHERED a show on TV about how the Smothers Bros, got canned ..it was an eerie mortal synchronicity he and I opined....I as turning him onto the mystery of the TETRAGRAMMATON..the Holiest of Holiest in the jewish religion.the Unspoken Word for G-D..and how Tommy SMOTHERS "named" the company..Bill Cosby's company "Tetragrammaton" and Cosby produced me on his label..and now I announce to the world The 2nd Coming of Christ presents NIGABIFF and tie in the Unspoken with the UNSPEAKABLE...( are YOU prepared to advertise my album NIGABIFF? Are YOU prepared to shout it from the rooftops? why not? Are you afraid Desiree will slit your throat if you say "niga" out loud....don;t be afraid....the Unspolen Word for G-D is "NIGA" and I forbid anyone to use the phrase African American as it is PHONY and artificial and only for the rich and famous as a stop gap measure to try to elevate culturaly the backwards assss holes who aren't religious and bold like me'n'you...if we're gonna do away with the word "NIGA" and only say the "N" word then we're going to balance the ledger and do away with the Word...AFRICAN AMERICAN...takes too long to say..Black is cool..white is o.k. use the initials A.A. and know me as G-D the cheerleader of the world...six billion people in the grandstand..me saying "Gimme an A"..them saying "A"...me saying What's that spell?" Them saying "A"So from now on if you EVER hear ANYONE use the word African American...just stop, stand tall and ask like a super white Canadian, "A?...A?" and FORCE them to use the initials forever like the N word and NEVER say ****** or african american..remember..Jesus said "Father unto thy hands I commend my spirit" and I AM the Father and THESE hands are the ones that play the black and white keys to the kingdom of heaven and pianos and they will NEVER play the african American and Caucasian keys...never ..never...never....that's the MAINE thrust of my yada yada, warden...

Put the boot in Putin

The World Wide Fading Memory Contest Theatre presents..."No...I swear I don;t think the drugs are kicking in...!"--- On Sat, 11/22/08, Laurel Moss wrote:
From: Laurel Moss Subject: Re: Czar Putin and the Low Yallers'n'High YallersTo: biffyoman@yahoo.comDate: Saturday, November 22, 2008, 1:51 PM

You also was with Shel Silverstein inmy house, he and you playing on the old
upright while I
stood in the kitchen eavesdropping and doing the dishes forever. 'Member?

Dear Laurel...I want to remember but more than that I want it to be true
but being as you're 82 and I'm 71 I want ROMANCE..I call it RAWmance and I say "put out" before you croak...save your precious letter of memory to publish...set up a little publishing company ..call it MOSSFITS PUB. for the IN groupings...and MASSFITS for the general public...did you ever get the cartoons and the cd of that radio show on KMFB? Save that one...listen to the part where I mention Evalina and you can hear Marco McLean say, "You know Evalina?" And I say,"You mean YOU know Evalina?" And Marco says, "KNOW HER? She's my MOM !!!" Did you hear that the economy is in such bad shape jewish girls are marrying for love insteadof money?

On Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 9:31 AM, biff rose wrote:
> Rhe WWW Theatre presents..."Today Kennedy is re-lived and
read-ed""
>
> Nov.22nd...that Last Tango in Dallas....you'd have to be around 55
to
> remember it...
> ah reckon...ah was 25 sitting in a near north side Chicago
> restaurant...perofrming each night at the Crystal Pistol right next door
to
> Old Town North...up where Wells runs into Lincoln...
> Old Town.
> Everything closed in Chicago that night except for the Crystal Pistol.
It
> seated 250. There were 8 people at 3 tables close to the stage.I started
out
> doing a poem by Joseph Newman,Paul Newman's uncle..."The
Deacon".
> Her lips were red and her skin was white...and she said to the Deacon
> "Hold me tight...ain't ever you goin' to see the light? Th
Deacon rose and
> answered "Nay...what do you think the Lord would say?"
> The Deacon...worthy man of God...lay freshly buried in the sod...his
soul
> now free at last to rise to the fair kingdom in the skies...yet hovered
for
> a moment more above his earthly clay before he sought admission at the
> door...
> "At least I knew" he mused content," how little carnal
pleasures
> meant...the body that was mine in life I never gave to wench or wife..my
> flesh as pure is as my soul...I'm fit to enter Heaven whole...!"
> The Deacon perched a moment yet above his coffin cold and wet...through
> which though hid from mortal view ...he scanned his earthly residue...
>
> (the poem went on another ten minutes...AGONIZING.. for the people and
me
> who had just heard the President was dead...he had been assisanted five
> hours earlier..his soul now free at last to rise....I couldn't get out
of
> the poem and didn't know why I got into it to begin with...but
it's
> funny...the poem is...the assasination not real funny.......) The eight
> people in the Crystal Pistol just stared into cold blank space...frozen in
> place...their hands were reluctant to clap real sincerely at the end of
the
> performance....
> Warmer memories are retained from an earlier gig at Old Town North next
> door. Shel Silverstein came in. Stood in the back. I was in awe up
onstage.
> He was a hero. I read news clippings from the Sun-Times...He walked out.
We
> met a few times after that...a few years later...after I was on Carson ( a
> famous TV Performer in the 20th century...I say anybody who didn't do
at
> least a year ...twelve times...on the Tonight Show is a Johnny Carson come
> lately....)...
> Once in New Orleans Shel Silverstein and I went on an air boat ride in
> the bayou. Shel said, "Ya know...the first time I saw you...it was
someplace
> in Chicago...you were reading from a newspaper....I thought,"Aw
no...you
> can't do that....but later I thought...ya know.that's pretty
hip...reading
> articles from the paper and making comments...and stuff..."
> Her lips were red and her skin was white..and she said as the Deacon
held
> her tight....perhaps it's time I was on my way..." He drew her
closer and
> whispered ,"NAY! What do you think the Lord would say?"
> Death seems more a friend to me now..now that all my friends are dead.
>

Get "Near Rose" and BURN

The Wake Up, Buddy Theatre presents...:"You haven;t been paying attention,Buddy...but now you WILL...cuz you don't wanna be left with just your behind....you want yo'ass-scent to heaven".""--- On Thu, 10/2/08, mb1941@bellsouth.net wrote:
From: mb1941@bellsouth.net Subject: Re: FW: GO VOTE:Interesting Catholic CommercialTo: biffyoman@yahoo.comDate: Thursday, October 2, 2008, 7:33 PM
paul conrad,
why do you need to belittle others to feel good about yourself ? are you angry and insecure ?

Hey Buddy Burch you have not been paying attention and have been taking something "personally" tsk tsk...I don't belittle anyone..I beBIG everyone..YOU as you know have been known world wide for several years thru my NET cast on the "udder" side... as THE BUDDY CHRIST...the whispers of the BURCHES has been applied to you and your wife..Li'L..the Li'L Woman...this reference to you draws people to DOGMA..the movie where Geo. Carlin plays a Cardinal...and presents THE BUDDY CHRIST...a smiling laughing statue that captures the Resurrection spirit rather than that eternal "hanging on the Cross" death grip scene....more a "Life DURING death" to add to a "Life AFTER death"...again THE BUDDY CHRIST is the little statuette in the follwing movie starring Jay and Silent Bob by the filmmaler Kevin Smith....in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back Geo. Carlin is hitching a ride and giving truck drivers blow jobs and Carrie Fischer is a nun who picks up Jay and Silent Bob...I adjust the old Catholic DOGMA and the word of the NEW TESTAMENT which I call the NEW TESTICLE to make sure shallow political thinking like yours is jerked into more interesting religious and heart warming think tanking..."I will make you Fishers of men" says Jesus..."I" says Biff who rose to second the first coming says,"I will make you CARRIE FISCHERS of men." This makes you laugh and reconsider how WOMEN play an active role in the Second Coming where they're hardly present in the FIRST..in fact Mel Gibson knocked Magdalene completely OUT of The Passion of the CHRIST...I won't be knocking your wife, the Li"l Woman out of this movie.this INternet Silver Screen "Glass Chamber for jews" phenomenon,,,she will have a more featured place than even MAGDALENE in the First Coming as that fabulous Coon Asss giving that coon asss in the second pew of St. Genvieve;s Church in Slidell each Sunday right after Mass.....I know what you like, oh Buddy Christ and I know what "the people" like...MAH PEOPLE...vulgar people..poeple who think there is MORE to the LAD (L.A.D. life and death)... than just Here come the Gentle People one of my great songs (great on the nerves)... which you can see on Youtube...a Smothers Bros hit yada yada...the key line there is "The Prince of Peace has come"...that's me..getting across the principles of peace framed in terms of hurricanes which we all suffer and drink...."Be at Peace..Buddy...and plum war out..." The eye in the center..the strong winds surrounding the eye....I have caught you being stupid and shallow in rooting for McCain and proferring a " patriotism" by waving the flag because deep down you hate nnggrrz and are desperately afraid...anyone who waves the flag is a "flaggot"...I tear that jingo schitt to shredded strips and raise the red and white part of it to Heaven against the BLUES for my "take up thy t-shirt and follow me"..re-thinking the "family" and ramming it down the throat of album covers everywhere as on Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ and it ain;t personal, Buddy....I squeeze between the belittling and beBIG people..but that's a NEW thought and you don;t take to NEW THOUGHTS readily or at all..you laugh and....I have found a way to kick your asss thru the world wide web and :"GET" to you so that you have gone over and over in your brain why I talk the way I do...did you think I was kidding 40 years ago singing THE PRINC OF PEACE HAS COME ?...did you think I was making fun of Jesus..or giving people a new way to think about the Resurretion...be always at peace and plum war out..you are fighting at every moment...everyone is...but the flag you are defending needs to be torn into the red and white against the blues to lead people to the BUDDY CHRIST and the LI'L Woman thru the BIFF to their brains and to Air Brains... the characters surroounding me are special and MORE so-o-o-o spatiall than even those who surrounded the FIRST COMING spirit...the peters and pauls.....and when Jesus laid it on 'em he just put it flat out....stop what you're doing..stop followin who you're following and follow me...did you think it was going to be otherwise in the 2nd Coming? There's no CROSS for you to bear ...just a a chip, a splinter of wood..a THORN..for New Wedge Music und Kultur...carry only a CHIP on your shoulder...don't take sides...unless you're discussing The Saints then it's o.k.; cuz suffering is to be found there ....know that it's ONE world..one planet....one ISLAM which in the YOU-nifying brain-cell is more CINGULAR whereas Christianity is more T-MOBILE....and it's not personal..it's electrical..it had to be called "personal" two thousand years ago cuz the Christ spirit didn;t have a laptop and couldn't play piano worth a schitt....plus couldn;'t text message...and didn;t want to return calls but had to..kids today don;t want to return calls and they don;t HAVE to thanks to text messaging....see.Buddy, your problem is being ICONstipated and having way-y-y-y too set ideas so I am needed as Public ENEMA number one...it's hard for you to change so you send out this hate mail about Obama having a family tree that's AFRICAN and I find that so odious and evil that I want to run with it and not resist it...I want to say.."I knew his family..his siter had big lips...his great great grandfather was King of Zulu..he lived out in Kenner/Kenya dig it?"...His name was "Gimme a Ba-RAKE Ozama"..he was the King of Zulu and wanted to eat me ..he thought I was a Lutheran..." If I am given the grace to slap the schitt out of you for sending that hate mail out...don;t take it personally...just go watch out for your wife...me heap big nnggrr done dam gwine cum ...Paul Williams will take care of all beLITTLEing parts......with YOU on the planet ...with your flag waving red white and blue jingo gringo bullschitt and putting down (belittling) the other side I feel VER-R-RY insecure....so I lash out with White Lightning (The NETsee Party)... and Elmer Fudd is with me...he guides me.."Biff, " he says..."you're doing the wight thing...and a hard reign's already fallen...now I AM surmisin' it's a SOFT REIGN'S a'risin'.....but who knows...if she's got her own tellin'...no tellin'''...and who believes HE roes.... protecting the prostitutes with his Guardin' Ho's....ya'll a Li'l Wayne's a'gonna fall...."."