Teen Chic...walking on A.I.G. Shills

The Teen Theatre presents..."Teen Chic" Freya is sixteen. Her name sounds like "Fry'er" with a sudden accent. Out of the frying pan into the FREYA ..I explain to her mother,my VYFE..not wife,VYFE as she is German and once told me, "The reason God vanted the Germans to kill the jews is they were alvays wandering around..they never had no home." Wandering around from woman to woman going out only with MANIZERS as I am...I saw the mother as old and dried up ("Biff, my labia is hanging down to me neice...") and her daughter as young and fresh ,virgin and pure. Staring at pictures in a Penthouse her mother gave me Freya asked, "Vas ist dis?""That is a *****..." Susanna her mother translated..."Oh," said Freya, "I wouldn;t want one of THOSE in my vagina..." That turned me on and I sneered with lust to write it down so that my grand daughter, Emma Rose age seven may have something to read when she's forty........no teen age girl in America had ever said that about *****es and vaginas at least where I could hear it although once a seven year old said, "You're a mothuh*****in' tease and a two balled bitsch." "Biff..you ready to settle down and have some little chocolate drops" said my black girlfriend Desiree Taylor ( a Pantherette). None of my women know about the financial crush..the sub-prime mortgage loan yada blah yada...they just know stuff about pusssyyyy....and ruling finances through "pursey power" to the point where I have to round up the boys and rule through posse power....instructing them that "Womans' Lib" (Feminism) is passe and rules only through "pah-say" power...(Ancient HERstory...period !)...and then Freya whispers "*****" and "vagina" and I meltdown on this climax of the virgin (Virgo) before the Fall begins Monday when mah head feels bad but it's worth it for the time that I had....Freya's sixteen year old voice is so-o-o-o tender...her halting wording tends to flutter. She closes sentences trying out her "english" on me....... "Ooh...I would not like one of those in my-eye-eye-eye ...va-jye-jye-jye-nuh-nuh-nuh..." I am prepared to explain World Politics to Susanna, my VYFE und Freya... "See,Susanna, the elephant is the symbol of the Republicans. The elephant lives a long time and has a real long memory....and that's why the Republicans nominated McCain...He was CAGED up in the Viet Cong Bros. Burn'em and BULLY Circus and the rich who control what you hear and see ( the media) have chosen a CAGED BEAST to run for President....Five years in a cage..repeat that over and over and over again...and that helps the American people to know that THEY,TOO can burst the bonds of their captivity and run for the "Last great white whale almost extinct...Moby Dickless..")..the great white hip-hop yada...Yo Ho ).... The rich among the Democrats have chosen a ngggghhhh which you can't talk about out loud or you'll be called racist...plus most of the world is...as Ice Cube puts it in Three Kings ",,,,sand niggghuz and Dune Kooonz" and so it'll quiet the Muslims if Obama's elected and they probably won;t be inclined as much to blow you up waiting for the bus.....it's like a bad sigh! semper fi movie to me and I slip from Dune Kooonz to Dean Koontz readily..... So the rich who offer you two colorful figureheads for your theatrical enjoyment are going to CHARGE you for their efforts...it you don;t pay they'll CRASH...Walden walled in Wall St...and you won;t get any more figureheads to chop off...and you will be taken over by a military dictatorship...who will ram it up harrass instead of choosing her to run for VICE ("Something in the way she MOOSE!) I being the heir to the FRINGE REVOLUTION upon U.S. feel like "Rose-Be-HEIR"...Robespierre burning the be-wiggled Christian in some Reign of TAROT...the Twin Towers fallen...the last day of the Virgin...Lo! How the mighty have fallen Hi ! How the lowly have risen...!...out of the frying pan..into the Freya..the Hero Myth young NERO..showing so-o-o-o much promise ( he was in plays...) only to become the incendiary burning the NET to impress the fishy with hi's'kills...call me a lyre..and get "Near-Rose"....he walks on A.I.G. SHILLS... Dear Susanna und Freya....your Enhlish word for today is "shill".....a shill is a gambler who makes a purchase or bet to encourage onlookers to buy or bet...YOU are an onlooker...bet on it....'bye...whoops ! There goes my cell.....

The Second Coming of Auntie Christ

The Because your Faith Theatre presents.."Dear E-Knock.."--- On Fri, 9/19/08, Enochspub@aol.com wrote:
From: Enochspub@aol.com Subject: Re: Fw:To: biffyoman@yahoo.comDate: Friday, September 19, 2008, 4:47 AM
lots of good points y'all......but, just for fun.....make a video loop of sarah palin, (even if "it's only in your head".....and, yule be free....) juxtaposed with any power suited female tv evangelist, and compare.....scares me......and looks like any other carnival, chiken' eatin' side show...............geek has taken on a whole new meaning, que no biff? prefer the computer version........keep them carotids and liters coming biff! much better than pol...oh....ticks!!!!!!!! love from the frozen north....doyle....enockers.....of monroe, doctrine, loozianar

Dear E-Knock of the North..we are establishing..you..your black friends, E-Vet,Georgetti Italian Designs and Jeff my favorite stuttering rock star the New Polly Tickers after the Monroe Louisiana Doctrine..the groundwork was established ...when the Rev Al Sharpton came down to Jena with all those negroes fighting to make a David Lynch movie and beat up that white boy and a whole chain o' hotels moved in so's the folks wouldn;t have to slip on the lawn..but lobby for "Good Noose Marriot's a'comin'...." I presents the Republic newly coen-d thru my Coen Sisters Blog at; coensisters.blogspot.com and "Read after Burning"....I'm losing all my enemies...I'm outliving my uselessness....Buddy Burch of Slidell has taken it politically and personally and has called me "rude"...Gayle Mitchell my Black BB from Bastrop has said, "///you are on shaky ground"...I (we) will have to kill them all in our polly-tickle way to save the Empire (The Umpire strikes back)...going back to Aunt Romulus and Uncle Remus through the protection of Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ ...geez! it's US tryin' to auntie-yup...which may PAILIN comparison to the struggle Bronco Bama faces against the Saints in the Mile High Pie (Sunday) ....BRONCO BAMA may run over the Saints which I am partial to going back to my "fence painting" BOTH SIDES with Thomasina Sawyer (an HERtoric E-Vet.)..the Saints always losing to the Lions in the Coliseum two thousand years ago whe Jesus first summoned me to the Menstrual Ball...now I have to consider changing St. Looie, Looie Looie's Cathedral to a MOSQUE in conformity with the "MOSQUEraid" we hold itch year round about midnight when Moses comes down the mountain and Baronne "Get off the streets...Mardi gras is over...get off the streets..mardi gras is over...e-bay the ten commandements and o-bay......it's Ashley Wednesday...I am the Lowered thy Burning Bush..a Hot Twat..with my sisters...the Twat Team...we giveth and we taketh away..we giveth our pusssiesss./and we taketh away your balllzzz...to feed our children great white round wafers (whoops they've split the Adam)...time to e-nounce and e-knock the great e-vent to e-vet,... that covers like male sperm-a-sea that Wu Tang Ku Klux Klan..America' Internet..and Rusiia's InterNYET...from Google's ears to Gogol's NOSE sniffed by Pavlov;s dog (biff)...we're taking back the Knight....po' boy..you're only a prawn in the game the HERO sandwiched between the Chosen People Eve Elsner and Allah be Praised which considers you an INFIDEL..and YOU must out-MYTH the Allah be Praised people and make no myth take about it.....I come to the razz-q...I stand in line for the Rest-queue...i urge my students to study Mythamatics..the certitude of mathamatics with the fancy of myth....the Muslims gave us the ZERO a thousand years ago..it's time now to assert the ONE which is all we had before they came along with their great big ZERO..it's time to ram the ONE up their ZERO that this old world may SPIN and Father's fist left over from pass-a-fist (the Krewe of Sades)...may meet the Wry ZING Son's face coming up harass that she may feel the love of daddy and baby thru my art movement Grand Dada and fuse...and re-fuse...that sparks may fly..and ignite...that she may take back the ignite.,,,,and volcanoes be born and spin...she spins torn in the meddle 'twixt dada and sewer-realism...oh lover come back to me (he's gone fishin'...) she's gone to see the Matinee Idol who idly rejects her..she's too fat...he comes to E-Knock on the door of Georgetti's Italian fashions who says he'll have the cd ready by Friday..he's been agonizing over wailing moogs and synthesizers and I hope one tiny theramin and the kitten will be good as new and ripe for stoking...

the Coen Bros movie: Burn after Reading

I was so inpsired by the Coen Bros movie Burn after Reading I decided to balance the budget by establishing a coen SISTERS blogsite and feature my new movie READ after BURNING....you will BURN...turn red...feel radical..feel like a RADneck...feel like throwing beads around peoples' heads for the BEADNECK generation.... after seeing Biff Rose's websites at biffrose.biz...dot com and dot net..plus the YOUTUBE entries...esp...One split second of fame...

Snow White NOIR..Sarah Pale-in comparison

The Whole World Is Listening Theatre presents.."Biff Rose's Polly-Ticking"

Sarah Palin says,"DON'T second guess Israel!" Charles Gibson of CBS second guesses Sarah Palin and re-phrases the question "What should America do if Israel attacks Iran?"
"Don't second guess Israel..." Again and again Sarah Palin keeps saying the same goddam thing.."Don't second guess Israel...don't second guess Israel..."...I say,
" FIRST GUESS ISRAEL "...and don't let ANYBODY second guess you.; FIRST ...GUESS that Israel will call you "anti-semitic" if you second guess ANYTHING they DO..so-o-o-o-o fo starters follow BIFF ROSE and kill every goodam jew on the planet in the sho biz sense as in he really killed the audience...they'll love it ! Such audacity...and kill every goddam ZIONIST in the PHYSICAL sense by following Randy Newman's "It's Lonely at the top" and "Let's drop the BIG ONE !" Combine that sentiment with Bobby D's 'I own the sixties ..who's going to argue with me" (Rolling Stone,Aug.06)...and pray that Israel drops the big one on Iran if Iran develops a nuclear capacity and then pray that Russia defends her ally, Iran by obliterating Israel ....America won't do anything...they're too fat'n'far away...plus they don't want to miss Sunday Night Football....the "American" jews will crouch and cower like belabored hounds beneath the master's lash to convince everyone they were REALLY Americans all along..like Women (after the "debacle" of "Feminism") took off their pants in a hurry because they were "young stuff" and their mothers' (old dried up kntz)..struggle for "independence" was B.S. plus too white and uptight when it come to dem naggin' nagguh bitsches.. just a'wadin' in der wangs ter makes a BIG SHOE fit up yo-asssss.... yada !!!!...awgiveittomegiveittonegiveittome.....
I have my lily white and pure seven year old grand daughter to protect from the ravages of the Jungle Beast..my four hundred pound black girlfriend..the most GLAM in L.A....Round Brown Sugar....the RAY of LIGHT I beam from my one good eye burns the CYST stuck up yo asss..and that's all the ray-cyst you will EVER need !!!....she told me ...Rounjd Brown Sugar told me while Emma and I were frolicking..she at age five..me at my usual one hundred and ninety seven.."Biff you gonna alose your sense of rhythm you keep phuckin; wit dem white bitsches..."
I am a universal poet/singer/songwriter and rebel against a Randy Newman saying 'I saw Lester Maddox on TV last night with some smart ass new york jew..." I say, "Who are YOU to call anybody ANYTHING let alone a smart assss new york jew you smart asssss HOLLYWOOD kikesucker ...?!" Justified as I am thusly in the eyes of the Almighty...the randy asssss hole goes on to great fame and fortune cuz jews publicize those who want to make monkey money for them and will make fun of themselves as money monkeys but if a UNIVERSAL poet calls the game on a Jewniversal Joker just as randy as hell... it will smack too much of Jesus turning the money changers over in the Temple and ...naughty naughty...fortunately the Communion wafer of the world wide web footed theatre walkin' on the waters of Katrina, Ike and Gustav..a rough menage a trois... abrogates any jewish reprisals ...reprisals against my Just Cause...and if anybody asks me why I do this..I answer "Just Cause...!" I couldn;t sing Round Brown Sugar's song to my then five year old grand daughter Emma Rose because she always runs to her mommy, "Mommy what does phuckin;' wit dem white bitsches mean?" And her "mommy" just stares at me..and if I have to explain what "phuckin;' with dem white bitsches means to the mommies of America then Islam deserves to win the Religious Wars."
Steve Espinola, my own private sleeze bag verminous New York jew said, "Aha! THAT'S where censorship begins.." He was flush off his triumphant appearance at the Sidewalk Cafe in Manhattan where the crowd sang a long with his latest hit "I've got a pimple on my cock".
I am a universal singer/songwriter...but I cannot sing that song to my five year old granddaughter Emma because she just runs to her mommy, "Mommy what does pimple on my cock mean?" And her mommy just stares at me....and if I have to explain to the mommies of America what "Pimple on my cock" means then Islam deserves to win the Religious Wars.....Espinola atoned somewhat from his "judgmental" attitude by defending me (Biff Rose) and yet again against the many detractors I have on my Wikipedia entry....fifty or sixty pages of stuff under Archives 1....Espinola finally lashed out and you can read it in Wiki, "THIS IS UNBERABLE!" said he," Biff Rose is NOT a racist. He says black pussy tastes better and I'm a jew and he's my friend and he calls me a Hebe !!!"
I will lead my seven year old granddaughter, Emma, to Steve's disclaimer when she's forty but for now I am hooking her up with a seven year old guy I know named PHIL...who's BLANK..or maybe JULES who is also seven and whose mom works the local coffeehouses looking for Dick...I do this all to hold together "The Family JULES"....and kill all the Muslims in the sho biz sense when it comes to the Religious Wars for control of pssseyy which some people think is dirty and would like not to think about it...so I think they must know that skanky ho', C.C. who's been working the Jackson Corridor between Lee Circle and Jackson Ave unless she's dead cuz she's so-o-o-o-..ya know...and these black guys beat her up all the time...and she comes to me..and it's no use having desire..she's too phucked up so I think...well what would Jesus use to clean this bitsch up....no words like "Go and sin no more" count here..just soap and water..and kind enough words..but strictures like...dammit, C.C. you've gotta..yada yada....maybe someday the children will sing along with the adults so we won't have to lean on the INFANT TREE all the time to fight our warz but THEY can join the ADULT TREE !!!
Sarah the mother of the race ain't black e-nuff for me..she's "Pale-in" face....my latest film is Snow White NOIR !