The World Web Theatre presents..."Don't shoot till you c the whites of their ice"
The Messiah is born today to liberate the white people from the tyranny of the African-American. The Messiah is born today to liberate the BLACK people from the African American.
The Messiah plays the black and white like keys to the Kingdom of Heaven and pianos.
"...unto thy hands I commend my spirit" said the Messiah Jesus of the Jews who liberated the Jews from their overbearing attachment to money,materiality and Walling themsleve in Wailing ...by beating their assss in the Temple of the Moneychangers and only being nailed to "materiality" himself for three hours on the Cross so the story goes.
Mohammed said Jesus wasn't crucified...that the body was substituted.......It is written Mary Magdalene started the Resurrection by saying "He rose..." and I would never doubt a whore's word.....the broken whore for "who're" you?.. Mary Magdalene was the first Media Whore...a reporter...that's all for the jews to enjoy...like BaBaWa Wa confessing she phucked the black Senator (Brooks) a hundred years ago on Oprah to suck up to black people everywhere and show how cool she is.....following in the tradition of Monica Lewinsky
For this Second Coming of Christ I liberate ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE from the African-American 'cuz African Americans are just a clumsy soundbyte for a phony buncha white people with brown skin and lightening pomade...plus black black BLACK is the color of my true love's song.....African American takes too goddam long....if you hear ANYONE say African American kick their asssss through their ears by saying "A? A?" REAL LOUD like a Canadian asking questions and reducing African American to the initials A? A?...
...like NIGA has been reduced to the initial "N"..or the "N" word..the fabulous N word...
Equal time for equal fabulous reduction.....Equal time for equal initials...equal time for equal censorship.....
Liberate yourselves oh! White people and Black people from the tyranny and sounbyte buzzword of African American....know that it is an INSULT to the Jamaicans....living among Gus....be the CHEERLEADER for six billion people on the Planet Earth..
"Gimme an A !"
"A !"
"What's that spell?"
"A !!!"
If you're afraid to SPEAK OUT just say 'Biff made me do it" then go listen to some Randy Newman and Bob Dylan to calm your jangled nerves...
Bill Cosby produced (meaning FINANCED) my first two albums The Thorn in Mrs. Rose's Side and Children of Light ('68-'69)..for his Tetragrammaton Record Label....
Tetragrammaton means the Unspoken Word for God but don't mention it....Bill Cosby pulled his money OUT of the comany because he didn't want the jewish guy his manager Roy Silver giving it all to the jewish moneychangers.....Bill wanted to give all his money to the African American moneychangers so he built a Temple for the African Anerican moneychangers on the campus of TEMPLE University....
...but I say,"You will not make of my Father OR my Son's house OR Son House a Den of Jews'n'Nigas !"
The SILVER WAR only just beginning raises the CIVIL WAR level to E-Mancipate the WHITE PEOPLE from the "Language Tyranny" (Slavery) of a "HOLY COS" as the BILL is coming dew ...it's the Autumn as "AW ! DUMB!" of everybody's life...it's this growing culture of humility from the Messiah who liberates YOU as the SAP (Seasoned Audience Personnel) who de-liberates...
WHATTA COMMONATION !
Monday, December 22, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Crowned with Laurel's
what's not to undretstand? I hear the word "inderstand" and I think..."Understand"...who told you you should "UNDERSTAND" anything...or anyone...UNDERSTANDINMG is SLAVERY..OVERstanding is MASTERY...it's enough if you can EVEN stand the World Wide Web Theatre from Maine to California...from the redwood forests to the Gulf Stream waters....fregzample...resting on my laurels or being crowned by laurels or gathering MOSS or the book ACT TWO by "what's his name" MOSS...HART...they're all a vast poem to my sensibility...and so it be with a fan letter from my Maine Man...and his wife who he said in a subsequent letter...was watching SMOTHERED a show on TV about how the Smothers Bros, got canned ..it was an eerie mortal synchronicity he and I opined....I as turning him onto the mystery of the TETRAGRAMMATON..the Holiest of Holiest in the jewish religion.the Unspoken Word for G-D..and how Tommy SMOTHERS "named" the company..Bill Cosby's company "Tetragrammaton" and Cosby produced me on his label..and now I announce to the world The 2nd Coming of Christ presents NIGABIFF and tie in the Unspoken with the UNSPEAKABLE...( are YOU prepared to advertise my album NIGABIFF? Are YOU prepared to shout it from the rooftops? why not? Are you afraid Desiree will slit your throat if you say "niga" out loud....don;t be afraid....the Unspolen Word for G-D is "NIGA" and I forbid anyone to use the phrase African American as it is PHONY and artificial and only for the rich and famous as a stop gap measure to try to elevate culturaly the backwards assss holes who aren't religious and bold like me'n'you...if we're gonna do away with the word "NIGA" and only say the "N" word then we're going to balance the ledger and do away with the Word...AFRICAN AMERICAN...takes too long to say..Black is cool..white is o.k. use the initials A.A. and know me as G-D the cheerleader of the world...six billion people in the grandstand..me saying "Gimme an A"..them saying "A"...me saying What's that spell?" Them saying "A"So from now on if you EVER hear ANYONE use the word African American...just stop, stand tall and ask like a super white Canadian, "A?...A?" and FORCE them to use the initials forever like the N word and NEVER say ****** or african american..remember..Jesus said "Father unto thy hands I commend my spirit" and I AM the Father and THESE hands are the ones that play the black and white keys to the kingdom of heaven and pianos and they will NEVER play the african American and Caucasian keys...never ..never...never....that's the MAINE thrust of my yada yada, warden...
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Put the boot in Putin
The World Wide Fading Memory Contest Theatre presents..."No...I swear I don;t think the drugs are kicking in...!"--- On Sat, 11/22/08, Laurel Moss wrote:
From: Laurel MossSubject: Re: Czar Putin and the Low Yallers'n'High YallersTo: biffyoman@yahoo.comDate: Saturday, November 22, 2008, 1:51 PM
You also was with Shel Silverstein inmy house, he and you playing on the old
upright while I
stood in the kitchen eavesdropping and doing the dishes forever. 'Member?
Dear Laurel...I want to remember but more than that I want it to be true
but being as you're 82 and I'm 71 I want ROMANCE..I call it RAWmance and I say "put out" before you croak...save your precious letter of memory to publish...set up a little publishing company ..call it MOSSFITS PUB. for the IN groupings...and MASSFITS for the general public...did you ever get the cartoons and the cd of that radio show on KMFB? Save that one...listen to the part where I mention Evalina and you can hear Marco McLean say, "You know Evalina?" And I say,"You mean YOU know Evalina?" And Marco says, "KNOW HER? She's my MOM !!!" Did you hear that the economy is in such bad shape jewish girls are marrying for love insteadof money?
On Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 9:31 AM, biff rose wrote:
> Rhe WWW Theatre presents..."Today Kennedy is re-lived and
read-ed""
>
> Nov.22nd...that Last Tango in Dallas....you'd have to be around 55
to
> remember it...
> ah reckon...ah was 25 sitting in a near north side Chicago
> restaurant...perofrming each night at the Crystal Pistol right next door
to
> Old Town North...up where Wells runs into Lincoln...
> Old Town.
> Everything closed in Chicago that night except for the Crystal Pistol.
It
> seated 250. There were 8 people at 3 tables close to the stage.I started
out
> doing a poem by Joseph Newman,Paul Newman's uncle..."The
Deacon".
> Her lips were red and her skin was white...and she said to the Deacon
> "Hold me tight...ain't ever you goin' to see the light? Th
Deacon rose and
> answered "Nay...what do you think the Lord would say?"
> The Deacon...worthy man of God...lay freshly buried in the sod...his
soul
> now free at last to rise to the fair kingdom in the skies...yet hovered
for
> a moment more above his earthly clay before he sought admission at the
> door...
> "At least I knew" he mused content," how little carnal
pleasures
> meant...the body that was mine in life I never gave to wench or wife..my
> flesh as pure is as my soul...I'm fit to enter Heaven whole...!"
> The Deacon perched a moment yet above his coffin cold and wet...through
> which though hid from mortal view ...he scanned his earthly residue...
>
> (the poem went on another ten minutes...AGONIZING.. for the people and
me
> who had just heard the President was dead...he had been assisanted five
> hours earlier..his soul now free at last to rise....I couldn't get out
of
> the poem and didn't know why I got into it to begin with...but
it's
> funny...the poem is...the assasination not real funny.......) The eight
> people in the Crystal Pistol just stared into cold blank space...frozen in
> place...their hands were reluctant to clap real sincerely at the end of
the
> performance....
> Warmer memories are retained from an earlier gig at Old Town North next
> door. Shel Silverstein came in. Stood in the back. I was in awe up
onstage.
> He was a hero. I read news clippings from the Sun-Times...He walked out.
We
> met a few times after that...a few years later...after I was on Carson ( a
> famous TV Performer in the 20th century...I say anybody who didn't do
at
> least a year ...twelve times...on the Tonight Show is a Johnny Carson come
> lately....)...
> Once in New Orleans Shel Silverstein and I went on an air boat ride in
> the bayou. Shel said, "Ya know...the first time I saw you...it was
someplace
> in Chicago...you were reading from a newspaper....I thought,"Aw
no...you
> can't do that....but later I thought...ya know.that's pretty
hip...reading
> articles from the paper and making comments...and stuff..."
> Her lips were red and her skin was white..and she said as the Deacon
held
> her tight....perhaps it's time I was on my way..." He drew her
closer and
> whispered ,"NAY! What do you think the Lord would say?"
> Death seems more a friend to me now..now that all my friends are dead.
>
From: Laurel Moss
You also was with Shel Silverstein inmy house, he and you playing on the old
upright while I
stood in the kitchen eavesdropping and doing the dishes forever. 'Member?
Dear Laurel...I want to remember but more than that I want it to be true
but being as you're 82 and I'm 71 I want ROMANCE..I call it RAWmance and I say "put out" before you croak...save your precious letter of memory to publish...set up a little publishing company ..call it MOSSFITS PUB. for the IN groupings...and MASSFITS for the general public...did you ever get the cartoons and the cd of that radio show on KMFB? Save that one...listen to the part where I mention Evalina and you can hear Marco McLean say, "You know Evalina?" And I say,"You mean YOU know Evalina?" And Marco says, "KNOW HER? She's my MOM !!!" Did you hear that the economy is in such bad shape jewish girls are marrying for love insteadof money?
On Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 9:31 AM, biff rose
> Rhe WWW Theatre presents..."Today Kennedy is re-lived and
read-ed""
>
> Nov.22nd...that Last Tango in Dallas....you'd have to be around 55
to
> remember it...
> ah reckon...ah was 25 sitting in a near north side Chicago
> restaurant...perofrming each night at the Crystal Pistol right next door
to
> Old Town North...up where Wells runs into Lincoln...
> Old Town.
> Everything closed in Chicago that night except for the Crystal Pistol.
It
> seated 250. There were 8 people at 3 tables close to the stage.I started
out
> doing a poem by Joseph Newman,Paul Newman's uncle..."The
Deacon".
> Her lips were red and her skin was white...and she said to the Deacon
> "Hold me tight...ain't ever you goin' to see the light? Th
Deacon rose and
> answered "Nay...what do you think the Lord would say?"
> The Deacon...worthy man of God...lay freshly buried in the sod...his
soul
> now free at last to rise to the fair kingdom in the skies...yet hovered
for
> a moment more above his earthly clay before he sought admission at the
> door...
> "At least I knew" he mused content," how little carnal
pleasures
> meant...the body that was mine in life I never gave to wench or wife..my
> flesh as pure is as my soul...I'm fit to enter Heaven whole...!"
> The Deacon perched a moment yet above his coffin cold and wet...through
> which though hid from mortal view ...he scanned his earthly residue...
>
> (the poem went on another ten minutes...AGONIZING.. for the people and
me
> who had just heard the President was dead...he had been assisanted five
> hours earlier..his soul now free at last to rise....I couldn't get out
of
> the poem and didn't know why I got into it to begin with...but
it's
> funny...the poem is...the assasination not real funny.......) The eight
> people in the Crystal Pistol just stared into cold blank space...frozen in
> place...their hands were reluctant to clap real sincerely at the end of
the
> performance....
> Warmer memories are retained from an earlier gig at Old Town North next
> door. Shel Silverstein came in. Stood in the back. I was in awe up
onstage.
> He was a hero. I read news clippings from the Sun-Times...He walked out.
We
> met a few times after that...a few years later...after I was on Carson ( a
> famous TV Performer in the 20th century...I say anybody who didn't do
at
> least a year ...twelve times...on the Tonight Show is a Johnny Carson come
> lately....)...
> Once in New Orleans Shel Silverstein and I went on an air boat ride in
> the bayou. Shel said, "Ya know...the first time I saw you...it was
someplace
> in Chicago...you were reading from a newspaper....I thought,"Aw
no...you
> can't do that....but later I thought...ya know.that's pretty
hip...reading
> articles from the paper and making comments...and stuff..."
> Her lips were red and her skin was white..and she said as the Deacon
held
> her tight....perhaps it's time I was on my way..." He drew her
closer and
> whispered ,"NAY! What do you think the Lord would say?"
> Death seems more a friend to me now..now that all my friends are dead.
>
Friday, October 3, 2008
Get "Near Rose" and BURN
The Wake Up, Buddy Theatre presents...:"You haven;t been paying attention,Buddy...but now you WILL...cuz you don't wanna be left with just your behind....you want yo'ass-scent to heaven".""--- On Thu, 10/2/08, mb1941@bellsouth.net wrote:
From: mb1941@bellsouth.netSubject: Re: FW: GO VOTE:Interesting Catholic CommercialTo: biffyoman@yahoo.comDate: Thursday, October 2, 2008, 7:33 PM
paul conrad,
why do you need to belittle others to feel good about yourself ? are you angry and insecure ?
Hey Buddy Burch you have not been paying attention and have been taking something "personally" tsk tsk...I don't belittle anyone..I beBIG everyone..YOU as you know have been known world wide for several years thru my NET cast on the "udder" side... as THE BUDDY CHRIST...the whispers of the BURCHES has been applied to you and your wife..Li'L..the Li'L Woman...this reference to you draws people to DOGMA..the movie where Geo. Carlin plays a Cardinal...and presents THE BUDDY CHRIST...a smiling laughing statue that captures the Resurrection spirit rather than that eternal "hanging on the Cross" death grip scene....more a "Life DURING death" to add to a "Life AFTER death"...again THE BUDDY CHRIST is the little statuette in the follwing movie starring Jay and Silent Bob by the filmmaler Kevin Smith....in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back Geo. Carlin is hitching a ride and giving truck drivers blow jobs and Carrie Fischer is a nun who picks up Jay and Silent Bob...I adjust the old Catholic DOGMA and the word of the NEW TESTAMENT which I call the NEW TESTICLE to make sure shallow political thinking like yours is jerked into more interesting religious and heart warming think tanking..."I will make you Fishers of men" says Jesus..."I" says Biff who rose to second the first coming says,"I will make you CARRIE FISCHERS of men." This makes you laugh and reconsider how WOMEN play an active role in the Second Coming where they're hardly present in the FIRST..in fact Mel Gibson knocked Magdalene completely OUT of The Passion of the CHRIST...I won't be knocking your wife, the Li"l Woman out of this movie.this INternet Silver Screen "Glass Chamber for jews" phenomenon,,,she will have a more featured place than even MAGDALENE in the First Coming as that fabulous Coon Asss giving that coon asss in the second pew of St. Genvieve;s Church in Slidell each Sunday right after Mass.....I know what you like, oh Buddy Christ and I know what "the people" like...MAH PEOPLE...vulgar people..poeple who think there is MORE to the LAD (L.A.D. life and death)... than just Here come the Gentle People one of my great songs (great on the nerves)... which you can see on Youtube...a Smothers Bros hit yada yada...the key line there is "The Prince of Peace has come"...that's me..getting across the principles of peace framed in terms of hurricanes which we all suffer and drink...."Be at Peace..Buddy...and plum war out..." The eye in the center..the strong winds surrounding the eye....I have caught you being stupid and shallow in rooting for McCain and proferring a " patriotism" by waving the flag because deep down you hate nnggrrz and are desperately afraid...anyone who waves the flag is a "flaggot"...I tear that jingo schitt to shredded strips and raise the red and white part of it to Heaven against the BLUES for my "take up thy t-shirt and follow me"..re-thinking the "family" and ramming it down the throat of album covers everywhere as on Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ and it ain;t personal, Buddy....I squeeze between the belittling and beBIG people..but that's a NEW thought and you don;t take to NEW THOUGHTS readily or at all..you laugh and....I have found a way to kick your asss thru the world wide web and :"GET" to you so that you have gone over and over in your brain why I talk the way I do...did you think I was kidding 40 years ago singing THE PRINC OF PEACE HAS COME ?...did you think I was making fun of Jesus..or giving people a new way to think about the Resurretion...be always at peace and plum war out..you are fighting at every moment...everyone is...but the flag you are defending needs to be torn into the red and white against the blues to lead people to the BUDDY CHRIST and the LI'L Woman thru the BIFF to their brains and to Air Brains... the characters surroounding me are special and MORE so-o-o-o spatiall than even those who surrounded the FIRST COMING spirit...the peters and pauls.....and when Jesus laid it on 'em he just put it flat out....stop what you're doing..stop followin who you're following and follow me...did you think it was going to be otherwise in the 2nd Coming? There's no CROSS for you to bear ...just a a chip, a splinter of wood..a THORN..for New Wedge Music und Kultur...carry only a CHIP on your shoulder...don't take sides...unless you're discussing The Saints then it's o.k.; cuz suffering is to be found there ....know that it's ONE world..one planet....one ISLAM which in the YOU-nifying brain-cell is more CINGULAR whereas Christianity is more T-MOBILE....and it's not personal..it's electrical..it had to be called "personal" two thousand years ago cuz the Christ spirit didn;t have a laptop and couldn't play piano worth a schitt....plus couldn;'t text message...and didn;t want to return calls but had to..kids today don;t want to return calls and they don;t HAVE to thanks to text messaging....see.Buddy, your problem is being ICONstipated and having way-y-y-y too set ideas so I am needed as Public ENEMA number one...it's hard for you to change so you send out this hate mail about Obama having a family tree that's AFRICAN and I find that so odious and evil that I want to run with it and not resist it...I want to say.."I knew his family..his siter had big lips...his great great grandfather was King of Zulu..he lived out in Kenner/Kenya dig it?"...His name was "Gimme a Ba-RAKE Ozama"..he was the King of Zulu and wanted to eat me ..he thought I was a Lutheran..." If I am given the grace to slap the schitt out of you for sending that hate mail out...don;t take it personally...just go watch out for your wife...me heap big nnggrr done dam gwine cum ...Paul Williams will take care of all beLITTLEing parts......with YOU on the planet ...with your flag waving red white and blue jingo gringo bullschitt and putting down (belittling) the other side I feel VER-R-RY insecure....so I lash out with White Lightning (The NETsee Party)... and Elmer Fudd is with me...he guides me.."Biff, " he says..."you're doing the wight thing...and a hard reign's already fallen...now I AM surmisin' it's a SOFT REIGN'S a'risin'.....but who knows...if she's got her own tellin'...no tellin'''...and who believes HE roes.... protecting the prostitutes with his Guardin' Ho's....ya'll a Li'l Wayne's a'gonna fall...."."
From: mb1941@bellsouth.net
paul conrad,
why do you need to belittle others to feel good about yourself ? are you angry and insecure ?
Hey Buddy Burch you have not been paying attention and have been taking something "personally" tsk tsk...I don't belittle anyone..I beBIG everyone..YOU as you know have been known world wide for several years thru my NET cast on the "udder" side... as THE BUDDY CHRIST...the whispers of the BURCHES has been applied to you and your wife..Li'L..the Li'L Woman...this reference to you draws people to DOGMA..the movie where Geo. Carlin plays a Cardinal...and presents THE BUDDY CHRIST...a smiling laughing statue that captures the Resurrection spirit rather than that eternal "hanging on the Cross" death grip scene....more a "Life DURING death" to add to a "Life AFTER death"...again THE BUDDY CHRIST is the little statuette in the follwing movie starring Jay and Silent Bob by the filmmaler Kevin Smith....in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back Geo. Carlin is hitching a ride and giving truck drivers blow jobs and Carrie Fischer is a nun who picks up Jay and Silent Bob...I adjust the old Catholic DOGMA and the word of the NEW TESTAMENT which I call the NEW TESTICLE to make sure shallow political thinking like yours is jerked into more interesting religious and heart warming think tanking..."I will make you Fishers of men" says Jesus..."I" says Biff who rose to second the first coming says,"I will make you CARRIE FISCHERS of men." This makes you laugh and reconsider how WOMEN play an active role in the Second Coming where they're hardly present in the FIRST..in fact Mel Gibson knocked Magdalene completely OUT of The Passion of the CHRIST...I won't be knocking your wife, the Li"l Woman out of this movie.this INternet Silver Screen "Glass Chamber for jews" phenomenon,,,she will have a more featured place than even MAGDALENE in the First Coming as that fabulous Coon Asss giving that coon asss in the second pew of St. Genvieve;s Church in Slidell each Sunday right after Mass.....I know what you like, oh Buddy Christ and I know what "the people" like...MAH PEOPLE...vulgar people..poeple who think there is MORE to the LAD (L.A.D. life and death)... than just Here come the Gentle People one of my great songs (great on the nerves)... which you can see on Youtube...a Smothers Bros hit yada yada...the key line there is "The Prince of Peace has come"...that's me..getting across the principles of peace framed in terms of hurricanes which we all suffer and drink...."Be at Peace..Buddy...and plum war out..." The eye in the center..the strong winds surrounding the eye....I have caught you being stupid and shallow in rooting for McCain and proferring a " patriotism" by waving the flag because deep down you hate nnggrrz and are desperately afraid...anyone who waves the flag is a "flaggot"...I tear that jingo schitt to shredded strips and raise the red and white part of it to Heaven against the BLUES for my "take up thy t-shirt and follow me"..re-thinking the "family" and ramming it down the throat of album covers everywhere as on Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ and it ain;t personal, Buddy....I squeeze between the belittling and beBIG people..but that's a NEW thought and you don;t take to NEW THOUGHTS readily or at all..you laugh and....I have found a way to kick your asss thru the world wide web and :"GET" to you so that you have gone over and over in your brain why I talk the way I do...did you think I was kidding 40 years ago singing THE PRINC OF PEACE HAS COME ?...did you think I was making fun of Jesus..or giving people a new way to think about the Resurretion...be always at peace and plum war out..you are fighting at every moment...everyone is...but the flag you are defending needs to be torn into the red and white against the blues to lead people to the BUDDY CHRIST and the LI'L Woman thru the BIFF to their brains and to Air Brains... the characters surroounding me are special and MORE so-o-o-o spatiall than even those who surrounded the FIRST COMING spirit...the peters and pauls.....and when Jesus laid it on 'em he just put it flat out....stop what you're doing..stop followin who you're following and follow me...did you think it was going to be otherwise in the 2nd Coming? There's no CROSS for you to bear ...just a a chip, a splinter of wood..a THORN..for New Wedge Music und Kultur...carry only a CHIP on your shoulder...don't take sides...unless you're discussing The Saints then it's o.k.; cuz suffering is to be found there ....know that it's ONE world..one planet....one ISLAM which in the YOU-nifying brain-cell is more CINGULAR whereas Christianity is more T-MOBILE....and it's not personal..it's electrical..it had to be called "personal" two thousand years ago cuz the Christ spirit didn;t have a laptop and couldn't play piano worth a schitt....plus couldn;'t text message...and didn;t want to return calls but had to..kids today don;t want to return calls and they don;t HAVE to thanks to text messaging....see.Buddy, your problem is being ICONstipated and having way-y-y-y too set ideas so I am needed as Public ENEMA number one...it's hard for you to change so you send out this hate mail about Obama having a family tree that's AFRICAN and I find that so odious and evil that I want to run with it and not resist it...I want to say.."I knew his family..his siter had big lips...his great great grandfather was King of Zulu..he lived out in Kenner/Kenya dig it?"...His name was "Gimme a Ba-RAKE Ozama"..he was the King of Zulu and wanted to eat me ..he thought I was a Lutheran..." If I am given the grace to slap the schitt out of you for sending that hate mail out...don;t take it personally...just go watch out for your wife...me heap big nnggrr done dam gwine cum ...Paul Williams will take care of all beLITTLEing parts......with YOU on the planet ...with your flag waving red white and blue jingo gringo bullschitt and putting down (belittling) the other side I feel VER-R-RY insecure....so I lash out with White Lightning (The NETsee Party)... and Elmer Fudd is with me...he guides me.."Biff, " he says..."you're doing the wight thing...and a hard reign's already fallen...now I AM surmisin' it's a SOFT REIGN'S a'risin'.....but who knows...if she's got her own tellin'...no tellin'''...and who believes HE roes.... protecting the prostitutes with his Guardin' Ho's....ya'll a Li'l Wayne's a'gonna fall...."."
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Teen Chic...walking on A.I.G. Shills
The Teen Theatre presents..."Teen Chic" Freya is sixteen. Her name sounds like "Fry'er" with a sudden accent. Out of the frying pan into the FREYA ..I explain to her mother,my VYFE..not wife,VYFE as she is German and once told me, "The reason God vanted the Germans to kill the jews is they were alvays wandering around..they never had no home." Wandering around from woman to woman going out only with MANIZERS as I am...I saw the mother as old and dried up ("Biff, my labia is hanging down to me neice...") and her daughter as young and fresh ,virgin and pure. Staring at pictures in a Penthouse her mother gave me Freya asked, "Vas ist dis?""That is a *****..." Susanna her mother translated..."Oh," said Freya, "I wouldn;t want one of THOSE in my vagina..." That turned me on and I sneered with lust to write it down so that my grand daughter, Emma Rose age seven may have something to read when she's forty........no teen age girl in America had ever said that about *****es and vaginas at least where I could hear it although once a seven year old said, "You're a mothuh*****in' tease and a two balled bitsch." "Biff..you ready to settle down and have some little chocolate drops" said my black girlfriend Desiree Taylor ( a Pantherette). None of my women know about the financial crush..the sub-prime mortgage loan yada blah yada...they just know stuff about pusssyyyy....and ruling finances through "pursey power" to the point where I have to round up the boys and rule through posse power....instructing them that "Womans' Lib" (Feminism) is passe and rules only through "pah-say" power...(Ancient HERstory...period !)...and then Freya whispers "*****" and "vagina" and I meltdown on this climax of the virgin (Virgo) before the Fall begins Monday when mah head feels bad but it's worth it for the time that I had....Freya's sixteen year old voice is so-o-o-o tender...her halting wording tends to flutter. She closes sentences trying out her "english" on me....... "Ooh...I would not like one of those in my-eye-eye-eye ...va-jye-jye-jye-nuh-nuh-nuh..." I am prepared to explain World Politics to Susanna, my VYFE und Freya... "See,Susanna, the elephant is the symbol of the Republicans. The elephant lives a long time and has a real long memory....and that's why the Republicans nominated McCain...He was CAGED up in the Viet Cong Bros. Burn'em and BULLY Circus and the rich who control what you hear and see ( the media) have chosen a CAGED BEAST to run for President....Five years in a cage..repeat that over and over and over again...and that helps the American people to know that THEY,TOO can burst the bonds of their captivity and run for the "Last great white whale almost extinct...Moby Dickless..")..the great white hip-hop yada...Yo Ho ).... The rich among the Democrats have chosen a ngggghhhh which you can't talk about out loud or you'll be called racist...plus most of the world is...as Ice Cube puts it in Three Kings ",,,,sand niggghuz and Dune Kooonz" and so it'll quiet the Muslims if Obama's elected and they probably won;t be inclined as much to blow you up waiting for the bus.....it's like a bad sigh! semper fi movie to me and I slip from Dune Kooonz to Dean Koontz readily..... So the rich who offer you two colorful figureheads for your theatrical enjoyment are going to CHARGE you for their efforts...it you don;t pay they'll CRASH...Walden walled in Wall St...and you won;t get any more figureheads to chop off...and you will be taken over by a military dictatorship...who will ram it up harrass instead of choosing her to run for VICE ("Something in the way she MOOSE!) I being the heir to the FRINGE REVOLUTION upon U.S. feel like "Rose-Be-HEIR"...Robespierre burning the be-wiggled Christian in some Reign of TAROT...the Twin Towers fallen...the last day of the Virgin...Lo! How the mighty have fallen Hi ! How the lowly have risen...!...out of the frying pan..into the Freya..the Hero Myth young NERO..showing so-o-o-o much promise ( he was in plays...) only to become the incendiary burning the NET to impress the fishy with hi's'kills...call me a lyre..and get "Near-Rose"....he walks on A.I.G. SHILLS... Dear Susanna und Freya....your Enhlish word for today is "shill".....a shill is a gambler who makes a purchase or bet to encourage onlookers to buy or bet...YOU are an onlooker...bet on it....'bye...whoops ! There goes my cell.....
Friday, September 19, 2008
The Second Coming of Auntie Christ
The Because your Faith Theatre presents.."Dear E-Knock.."--- On Fri, 9/19/08, Enochspub@aol.com wrote:
From: Enochspub@aol.comSubject: Re: Fw:To: biffyoman@yahoo.comDate: Friday, September 19, 2008, 4:47 AM
lots of good points y'all......but, just for fun.....make a video loop of sarah palin, (even if "it's only in your head".....and, yule be free....) juxtaposed with any power suited female tv evangelist, and compare.....scares me......and looks like any other carnival, chiken' eatin' side show...............geek has taken on a whole new meaning, que no biff? prefer the computer version........keep them carotids and liters coming biff! much better than pol...oh....ticks!!!!!!!! love from the frozen north....doyle....enockers.....of monroe, doctrine, loozianar
Dear E-Knock of the North..we are establishing..you..your black friends, E-Vet,Georgetti Italian Designs and Jeff my favorite stuttering rock star the New Polly Tickers after the Monroe Louisiana Doctrine..the groundwork was established ...when the Rev Al Sharpton came down to Jena with all those negroes fighting to make a David Lynch movie and beat up that white boy and a whole chain o' hotels moved in so's the folks wouldn;t have to slip on the lawn..but lobby for "Good Noose Marriot's a'comin'...." I presents the Republic newly coen-d thru my Coen Sisters Blog at; coensisters.blogspot.com and "Read after Burning"....I'm losing all my enemies...I'm outliving my uselessness....Buddy Burch of Slidell has taken it politically and personally and has called me "rude"...Gayle Mitchell my Black BB from Bastrop has said, "///you are on shaky ground"...I (we) will have to kill them all in our polly-tickle way to save the Empire (The Umpire strikes back)...going back to Aunt Romulus and Uncle Remus through the protection of Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ ...geez! it's US tryin' to auntie-yup...which may PAILIN comparison to the struggle Bronco Bama faces against the Saints in the Mile High Pie (Sunday) ....BRONCO BAMA may run over the Saints which I am partial to going back to my "fence painting" BOTH SIDES with Thomasina Sawyer (an HERtoric E-Vet.)..the Saints always losing to the Lions in the Coliseum two thousand years ago whe Jesus first summoned me to the Menstrual Ball...now I have to consider changing St. Looie, Looie Looie's Cathedral to a MOSQUE in conformity with the "MOSQUEraid" we hold itch year round about midnight when Moses comes down the mountain and Baronne "Get off the streets...Mardi gras is over...get off the streets..mardi gras is over...e-bay the ten commandements and o-bay......it's Ashley Wednesday...I am the Lowered thy Burning Bush..a Hot Twat..with my sisters...the Twat Team...we giveth and we taketh away..we giveth our pusssiesss./and we taketh away your balllzzz...to feed our children great white round wafers (whoops they've split the Adam)...time to e-nounce and e-knock the great e-vent to e-vet,... that covers like male sperm-a-sea that Wu Tang Ku Klux Klan..America' Internet..and Rusiia's InterNYET...from Google's ears to Gogol's NOSE sniffed by Pavlov;s dog (biff)...we're taking back the Knight....po' boy..you're only a prawn in the game the HERO sandwiched between the Chosen People Eve Elsner and Allah be Praised which considers you an INFIDEL..and YOU must out-MYTH the Allah be Praised people and make no myth take about it.....I come to the razz-q...I stand in line for the Rest-queue...i urge my students to study Mythamatics..the certitude of mathamatics with the fancy of myth....the Muslims gave us the ZERO a thousand years ago..it's time now to assert the ONE which is all we had before they came along with their great big ZERO..it's time to ram the ONE up their ZERO that this old world may SPIN and Father's fist left over from pass-a-fist (the Krewe of Sades)...may meet the Wry ZING Son's face coming up harass that she may feel the love of daddy and baby thru my art movement Grand Dada and fuse...and re-fuse...that sparks may fly..and ignite...that she may take back the ignite.,,,,and volcanoes be born and spin...she spins torn in the meddle 'twixt dada and sewer-realism...oh lover come back to me (he's gone fishin'...) she's gone to see the Matinee Idol who idly rejects her..she's too fat...he comes to E-Knock on the door of Georgetti's Italian fashions who says he'll have the cd ready by Friday..he's been agonizing over wailing moogs and synthesizers and I hope one tiny theramin and the kitten will be good as new and ripe for stoking...
From: Enochspub@aol.com
lots of good points y'all......but, just for fun.....make a video loop of sarah palin, (even if "it's only in your head".....and, yule be free....) juxtaposed with any power suited female tv evangelist, and compare.....scares me......and looks like any other carnival, chiken' eatin' side show...............geek has taken on a whole new meaning, que no biff? prefer the computer version........keep them carotids and liters coming biff! much better than pol...oh....ticks!!!!!!!! love from the frozen north....doyle....enockers.....of monroe, doctrine, loozianar
Dear E-Knock of the North..we are establishing..you..your black friends, E-Vet,Georgetti Italian Designs and Jeff my favorite stuttering rock star the New Polly Tickers after the Monroe Louisiana Doctrine..the groundwork was established ...when the Rev Al Sharpton came down to Jena with all those negroes fighting to make a David Lynch movie and beat up that white boy and a whole chain o' hotels moved in so's the folks wouldn;t have to slip on the lawn..but lobby for "Good Noose Marriot's a'comin'...." I presents the Republic newly coen-d thru my Coen Sisters Blog at; coensisters.blogspot.com and "Read after Burning"....I'm losing all my enemies...I'm outliving my uselessness....Buddy Burch of Slidell has taken it politically and personally and has called me "rude"...Gayle Mitchell my Black BB from Bastrop has said, "///you are on shaky ground"...I (we) will have to kill them all in our polly-tickle way to save the Empire (The Umpire strikes back)...going back to Aunt Romulus and Uncle Remus through the protection of Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ ...geez! it's US tryin' to auntie-yup...which may PAILIN comparison to the struggle Bronco Bama faces against the Saints in the Mile High Pie (Sunday) ....BRONCO BAMA may run over the Saints which I am partial to going back to my "fence painting" BOTH SIDES with Thomasina Sawyer (an HERtoric E-Vet.)..the Saints always losing to the Lions in the Coliseum two thousand years ago whe Jesus first summoned me to the Menstrual Ball...now I have to consider changing St. Looie, Looie Looie's Cathedral to a MOSQUE in conformity with the "MOSQUEraid" we hold itch year round about midnight when Moses comes down the mountain and Baronne "Get off the streets...Mardi gras is over...get off the streets..mardi gras is over...e-bay the ten commandements and o-bay......it's Ashley Wednesday...I am the Lowered thy Burning Bush..a Hot Twat..with my sisters...the Twat Team...we giveth and we taketh away..we giveth our pusssiesss./and we taketh away your balllzzz...to feed our children great white round wafers (whoops they've split the Adam)...time to e-nounce and e-knock the great e-vent to e-vet,... that covers like male sperm-a-sea that Wu Tang Ku Klux Klan..America' Internet..and Rusiia's InterNYET...from Google's ears to Gogol's NOSE sniffed by Pavlov;s dog (biff)...we're taking back the Knight....po' boy..you're only a prawn in the game the HERO sandwiched between the Chosen People Eve Elsner and Allah be Praised which considers you an INFIDEL..and YOU must out-MYTH the Allah be Praised people and make no myth take about it.....I come to the razz-q...I stand in line for the Rest-queue...i urge my students to study Mythamatics..the certitude of mathamatics with the fancy of myth....the Muslims gave us the ZERO a thousand years ago..it's time now to assert the ONE which is all we had before they came along with their great big ZERO..it's time to ram the ONE up their ZERO that this old world may SPIN and Father's fist left over from pass-a-fist (the Krewe of Sades)...may meet the Wry ZING Son's face coming up harass that she may feel the love of daddy and baby thru my art movement Grand Dada and fuse...and re-fuse...that sparks may fly..and ignite...that she may take back the ignite.,,,,and volcanoes be born and spin...she spins torn in the meddle 'twixt dada and sewer-realism...oh lover come back to me (he's gone fishin'...) she's gone to see the Matinee Idol who idly rejects her..she's too fat...he comes to E-Knock on the door of Georgetti's Italian fashions who says he'll have the cd ready by Friday..he's been agonizing over wailing moogs and synthesizers and I hope one tiny theramin and the kitten will be good as new and ripe for stoking...
Sunday, September 14, 2008
the Coen Bros movie: Burn after Reading
I was so inpsired by the Coen Bros movie Burn after Reading I decided to balance the budget by establishing a coen SISTERS blogsite and feature my new movie READ after BURNING....you will BURN...turn red...feel radical..feel like a RADneck...feel like throwing beads around peoples' heads for the BEADNECK generation.... after seeing Biff Rose's websites at biffrose.biz...dot com and dot net..plus the YOUTUBE entries...esp...One split second of fame...
Snow White NOIR..Sarah Pale-in comparison
The Whole World Is Listening Theatre presents.."Biff Rose's Polly-Ticking"
Sarah Palin says,"DON'T second guess Israel!" Charles Gibson of CBS second guesses Sarah Palin and re-phrases the question "What should America do if Israel attacks Iran?"
"Don't second guess Israel..." Again and again Sarah Palin keeps saying the same goddam thing.."Don't second guess Israel...don't second guess Israel..."...I say,
" FIRST GUESS ISRAEL "...and don't let ANYBODY second guess you.; FIRST ...GUESS that Israel will call you "anti-semitic" if you second guess ANYTHING they DO..so-o-o-o-o fo starters follow BIFF ROSE and kill every goodam jew on the planet in the sho biz sense as in he really killed the audience...they'll love it ! Such audacity...and kill every goddam ZIONIST in the PHYSICAL sense by following Randy Newman's "It's Lonely at the top" and "Let's drop the BIG ONE !" Combine that sentiment with Bobby D's 'I own the sixties ..who's going to argue with me" (Rolling Stone,Aug.06)...and pray that Israel drops the big one on Iran if Iran develops a nuclear capacity and then pray that Russia defends her ally, Iran by obliterating Israel ....America won't do anything...they're too fat'n'far away...plus they don't want to miss Sunday Night Football....the "American" jews will crouch and cower like belabored hounds beneath the master's lash to convince everyone they were REALLY Americans all along..like Women (after the "debacle" of "Feminism") took off their pants in a hurry because they were "young stuff" and their mothers' (old dried up kntz)..struggle for "independence" was B.S. plus too white and uptight when it come to dem naggin' nagguh bitsches.. just a'wadin' in der wangs ter makes a BIG SHOE fit up yo-asssss.... yada !!!!...awgiveittomegiveittonegiveittome.....
I have my lily white and pure seven year old grand daughter to protect from the ravages of the Jungle Beast..my four hundred pound black girlfriend..the most GLAM in L.A....Round Brown Sugar....the RAY of LIGHT I beam from my one good eye burns the CYST stuck up yo asss..and that's all the ray-cyst you will EVER need !!!....she told me ...Rounjd Brown Sugar told me while Emma and I were frolicking..she at age five..me at my usual one hundred and ninety seven.."Biff you gonna alose your sense of rhythm you keep phuckin; wit dem white bitsches..."
I am a universal poet/singer/songwriter and rebel against a Randy Newman saying 'I saw Lester Maddox on TV last night with some smart ass new york jew..." I say, "Who are YOU to call anybody ANYTHING let alone a smart assss new york jew you smart asssss HOLLYWOOD kikesucker ...?!" Justified as I am thusly in the eyes of the Almighty...the randy asssss hole goes on to great fame and fortune cuz jews publicize those who want to make monkey money for them and will make fun of themselves as money monkeys but if a UNIVERSAL poet calls the game on a Jewniversal Joker just as randy as hell... it will smack too much of Jesus turning the money changers over in the Temple and ...naughty naughty...fortunately the Communion wafer of the world wide web footed theatre walkin' on the waters of Katrina, Ike and Gustav..a rough menage a trois... abrogates any jewish reprisals ...reprisals against my Just Cause...and if anybody asks me why I do this..I answer "Just Cause...!" I couldn;t sing Round Brown Sugar's song to my then five year old grand daughter Emma Rose because she always runs to her mommy, "Mommy what does phuckin;' wit dem white bitsches mean?" And her "mommy" just stares at me..and if I have to explain what "phuckin;' with dem white bitsches means to the mommies of America then Islam deserves to win the Religious Wars."
Steve Espinola, my own private sleeze bag verminous New York jew said, "Aha! THAT'S where censorship begins.." He was flush off his triumphant appearance at the Sidewalk Cafe in Manhattan where the crowd sang a long with his latest hit "I've got a pimple on my cock".
I am a universal singer/songwriter...but I cannot sing that song to my five year old granddaughter Emma because she just runs to her mommy, "Mommy what does pimple on my cock mean?" And her mommy just stares at me....and if I have to explain to the mommies of America what "Pimple on my cock" means then Islam deserves to win the Religious Wars.....Espinola atoned somewhat from his "judgmental" attitude by defending me (Biff Rose) and yet again against the many detractors I have on my Wikipedia entry....fifty or sixty pages of stuff under Archives 1....Espinola finally lashed out and you can read it in Wiki, "THIS IS UNBERABLE!" said he," Biff Rose is NOT a racist. He says black pussy tastes better and I'm a jew and he's my friend and he calls me a Hebe !!!"
I will lead my seven year old granddaughter, Emma, to Steve's disclaimer when she's forty but for now I am hooking her up with a seven year old guy I know named PHIL...who's BLANK..or maybe JULES who is also seven and whose mom works the local coffeehouses looking for Dick...I do this all to hold together "The Family JULES"....and kill all the Muslims in the sho biz sense when it comes to the Religious Wars for control of pssseyy which some people think is dirty and would like not to think about it...so I think they must know that skanky ho', C.C. who's been working the Jackson Corridor between Lee Circle and Jackson Ave unless she's dead cuz she's so-o-o-o-..ya know...and these black guys beat her up all the time...and she comes to me..and it's no use having desire..she's too phucked up so I think...well what would Jesus use to clean this bitsch up....no words like "Go and sin no more" count here..just soap and water..and kind enough words..but strictures like...dammit, C.C. you've gotta..yada yada....maybe someday the children will sing along with the adults so we won't have to lean on the INFANT TREE all the time to fight our warz but THEY can join the ADULT TREE !!!
Sarah the mother of the race ain't black e-nuff for me..she's "Pale-in" face....my latest film is Snow White NOIR !
Sarah Palin says,"DON'T second guess Israel!" Charles Gibson of CBS second guesses Sarah Palin and re-phrases the question "What should America do if Israel attacks Iran?"
"Don't second guess Israel..." Again and again Sarah Palin keeps saying the same goddam thing.."Don't second guess Israel...don't second guess Israel..."...I say,
" FIRST GUESS ISRAEL "...and don't let ANYBODY second guess you.; FIRST ...GUESS that Israel will call you "anti-semitic" if you second guess ANYTHING they DO..so-o-o-o-o fo starters follow BIFF ROSE and kill every goodam jew on the planet in the sho biz sense as in he really killed the audience...they'll love it ! Such audacity...and kill every goddam ZIONIST in the PHYSICAL sense by following Randy Newman's "It's Lonely at the top" and "Let's drop the BIG ONE !" Combine that sentiment with Bobby D's 'I own the sixties ..who's going to argue with me" (Rolling Stone,Aug.06)...and pray that Israel drops the big one on Iran if Iran develops a nuclear capacity and then pray that Russia defends her ally, Iran by obliterating Israel ....America won't do anything...they're too fat'n'far away...plus they don't want to miss Sunday Night Football....the "American" jews will crouch and cower like belabored hounds beneath the master's lash to convince everyone they were REALLY Americans all along..like Women (after the "debacle" of "Feminism") took off their pants in a hurry because they were "young stuff" and their mothers' (old dried up kntz)..struggle for "independence" was B.S. plus too white and uptight when it come to dem naggin' nagguh bitsches.. just a'wadin' in der wangs ter makes a BIG SHOE fit up yo-asssss.... yada !!!!...awgiveittomegiveittonegiveittome.....
I have my lily white and pure seven year old grand daughter to protect from the ravages of the Jungle Beast..my four hundred pound black girlfriend..the most GLAM in L.A....Round Brown Sugar....the RAY of LIGHT I beam from my one good eye burns the CYST stuck up yo asss..and that's all the ray-cyst you will EVER need !!!....she told me ...Rounjd Brown Sugar told me while Emma and I were frolicking..she at age five..me at my usual one hundred and ninety seven.."Biff you gonna alose your sense of rhythm you keep phuckin; wit dem white bitsches..."
I am a universal poet/singer/songwriter and rebel against a Randy Newman saying 'I saw Lester Maddox on TV last night with some smart ass new york jew..." I say, "Who are YOU to call anybody ANYTHING let alone a smart assss new york jew you smart asssss HOLLYWOOD kikesucker ...?!" Justified as I am thusly in the eyes of the Almighty...the randy asssss hole goes on to great fame and fortune cuz jews publicize those who want to make monkey money for them and will make fun of themselves as money monkeys but if a UNIVERSAL poet calls the game on a Jewniversal Joker just as randy as hell... it will smack too much of Jesus turning the money changers over in the Temple and ...naughty naughty...fortunately the Communion wafer of the world wide web footed theatre walkin' on the waters of Katrina, Ike and Gustav..a rough menage a trois... abrogates any jewish reprisals ...reprisals against my Just Cause...and if anybody asks me why I do this..I answer "Just Cause...!" I couldn;t sing Round Brown Sugar's song to my then five year old grand daughter Emma Rose because she always runs to her mommy, "Mommy what does phuckin;' wit dem white bitsches mean?" And her "mommy" just stares at me..and if I have to explain what "phuckin;' with dem white bitsches means to the mommies of America then Islam deserves to win the Religious Wars."
Steve Espinola, my own private sleeze bag verminous New York jew said, "Aha! THAT'S where censorship begins.." He was flush off his triumphant appearance at the Sidewalk Cafe in Manhattan where the crowd sang a long with his latest hit "I've got a pimple on my cock".
I am a universal singer/songwriter...but I cannot sing that song to my five year old granddaughter Emma because she just runs to her mommy, "Mommy what does pimple on my cock mean?" And her mommy just stares at me....and if I have to explain to the mommies of America what "Pimple on my cock" means then Islam deserves to win the Religious Wars.....Espinola atoned somewhat from his "judgmental" attitude by defending me (Biff Rose) and yet again against the many detractors I have on my Wikipedia entry....fifty or sixty pages of stuff under Archives 1....Espinola finally lashed out and you can read it in Wiki, "THIS IS UNBERABLE!" said he," Biff Rose is NOT a racist. He says black pussy tastes better and I'm a jew and he's my friend and he calls me a Hebe !!!"
I will lead my seven year old granddaughter, Emma, to Steve's disclaimer when she's forty but for now I am hooking her up with a seven year old guy I know named PHIL...who's BLANK..or maybe JULES who is also seven and whose mom works the local coffeehouses looking for Dick...I do this all to hold together "The Family JULES"....and kill all the Muslims in the sho biz sense when it comes to the Religious Wars for control of pssseyy which some people think is dirty and would like not to think about it...so I think they must know that skanky ho', C.C. who's been working the Jackson Corridor between Lee Circle and Jackson Ave unless she's dead cuz she's so-o-o-o-..ya know...and these black guys beat her up all the time...and she comes to me..and it's no use having desire..she's too phucked up so I think...well what would Jesus use to clean this bitsch up....no words like "Go and sin no more" count here..just soap and water..and kind enough words..but strictures like...dammit, C.C. you've gotta..yada yada....maybe someday the children will sing along with the adults so we won't have to lean on the INFANT TREE all the time to fight our warz but THEY can join the ADULT TREE !!!
Sarah the mother of the race ain't black e-nuff for me..she's "Pale-in" face....my latest film is Snow White NOIR !
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