Barabbas Obama: Prince of Darkies

The Global Theatre presents..."Barabbas Obama:Prince of Darkies"As you may have guessed by now I AM the Second Coming of Christ but you can't GET to me until you go through Barabbas Obama the Prince of Darkies. This will lead you to RACE to publish in some MAGAZINE .. THERE you can read all about it !Race intersects Magazine in New Orleenz where the Mojo Coffehouse inter-SEX. NO ONE talks OUT LOUD about the Prince of Darkies or his fine wife Michelle mah belle and/or her FAHN ASSS. Butt...being the Second Coming of Christ I can talk about ANYTHING and HAVE to or people wouldn;t accept me as The Saviour or Messiah and TRULY the Second Coming of Christ PERIOD exclamation mark !!!"If I was President I'd make Michelle Head of mah FAHN ASSS committe instead of that Kikesucker Geithner who really lays an A.I..G." says I being the TRUE Second Coming of Christ."It's all about jazz and orjazzm and what a fahn A.I.G. SHELL Michelle HAS" says Jesus the second time around and who rose like Abiff and who has the same last name........Jesus and Biff rose...one for the First Coming and NO ***** and one for the Second Coming and the SECRET contained in these letters......Spring is revirginating !The Prince of Darkies would defend his pusssy with guns and tanks...a lotta tanks'n'tanks a lot........we've only just B.B. Gun...! He's a real proper niggr in bed with a real proper jew piece o' schitt defending the STATE OF ISRAEL ( also known as the Status of Pusssy) from a Wandering Menstrual I..a thing of shreds and tatters....loving on Bard time like Ishmael..the first born love child (hippie) of Abraham's hips.. honey chile.....whatta loining process being seventy and telling you what the SIXTIES were and are all about....Dylan being only sixty six is stll sore ...all that knock knock knockin' on Heaven's door.....Geithner and Obama, Jew and Niga mothuh *****uh are in CAHOOTS against me wandering around as I am living on Bird time....for "We,. the Peeps..." (Twitter'n'tweets)...I've got THE THORN for the record. DAMIEN owns Mojo's Coffeehouse. Damien Thorn is the kid in the movie The Omen....Women KILL themsleves for Damien. Emily works at Mojo's....serving coffee... I've got my Mojo woikin' and Emily's woikin' at Mojo's....Geithner and Obama are in cahoots talking about me,"The reason we can't let that Arab in our tent is tomorrow he will be in our BED !" says the Zionist jew straight from hell to possess pusssy.....as the FALSE HEAD of the Fahn Asss Commitee....but their natural defense is no match for my offensive nature.Emily and I meet in "THEE" APE CRISIS CENTER ! We are both descended from Monkeys. But we ascend to MONK in a TRANE of thot that leads to ASCENSION...!!! And the asss-scent smells like roses....Emily and I lean on the counter and have ORJAZZMS. It's called the Counter Culture.The beam of light you beam from your eye is there to burn the cyst stuck up your asss...that's the only ray-cyst you will EVER need to know. I am Public Enema NUMBER ONE....you are commanded to LOVE THY ENEMA !

Negraryan Supremacy

G.O.T. (Global Online Theatre) presents..."Negraryan Supremacy"

The white race is being phased out. I'm the last man standing. Jeff Bridges plays a drunken Rolling Stone reviewer in Bob Dylan's "Masked and Anonymous" (2003). He says to Jack Fate (Dylan),"Well I guess Jimi Hendrix is the last man standing. You weren't even invited to Wodstock."
DYLAN SHOWS HIM !!! He SITS DOWN so you can see he's the Last Man SITTING as he does ONE LAST CONCERT for World Peace. The guitar is so loud you can't hear what he's saying but it doesn't matter 'cuz he's not saying anything anyway.
The "white race" advertises Bruce Springsteen as the Greatest Halftime Show in Super Bowl history 2009. The night he became a "star" B.S. had Clarence Clemons blowing up his ass on sax...B.S. being the BOSS that night of the old Yankee Plantation, Max's Kansas City,Jan.31st,1973. During the Super Bowl halftime show in 2009 Clarence the Clay Man had gained "equality" (on the surface)...(Obama is President)..and is shown as equal to the Boss..slightly taller.....and in silhouette . The show opened with Brucie and Clarence back to back which is true...about to march off in a duel.....which is also true...but not for them. Clerence then took his place with the rest of the slaves in the background while the Boss cavorted around re-living Glory Days and the loss in Vietnam...soldiers setting off firecrackers while the Gooks are launching mortars into base camps and a hundred and thirty two Vietnam cities celebrating the TET Offensive when "Born in the USA" began to LOSE its grip on an ever expanding American EMPIRE....(Manifest Dustiny)
Huge mortar like firecrackers erupted over the Super Bowl Stadium to close the half time show 'cuz the Boss ain;t got the music to carry the show so needs pazazz like...uh...firecrackers....Mortars over Nam.
Writing the History of America musically is up to me....not Dylan or Springsteen....both "white boys" of the early sixties and early seventies. By the eighties Blackie was making his ":move" with rap and by the nineties the NET took over.
I am the Last White Man Standing and hearken back to Bill Cosby....I mean DOCTOR Bill Cosby pulling his money out of Tetragrammaton Records to give to AFRO-AMERICAN CAUSES. His jewish white manager Roy Silver said Bill stole a millon dollars from him. Tetragrammaton means The Unspoken Word for G-D.....and I thought they were both fools...Roy for wanting me to sign paper thinking that would "bind" me and Bill for thinking BLACK PRIDE..Black TRIBALISM...Black ANYTHING can stop ME the Second Coming of Christ who rules through the Unspoken Word also known as The Prince of Darkies.

UncleJew and Auntie Zionist

The JewishZionist Theatre presents...."Uncle Jew and Auntie Zionist"--- On Sat, 2/28/09, Laurel Moss wrote:From: Laurel Moss Subject: Re: Fw: In memoriam ~~ 60 years laterTo: biffyoman@yahoo.comDate: Saturday, February 28, 2009, 2:31 PMnot all jews are zionists, some jews are aunty zionists Dear World Theatre of the Prince of Darkies leading you to th 2nd Coming of Christ CYBER (CyberChrist thru these cybercombs...)...Laurel Moss is the Mother of ALL jews who puts it to you simply with these words, "I cry when I don;t get my way..." ( her words are in a song on my ninth album Bone Again 1996)...The San Francisco singer/songwriter Mark Newstdetter said, "The jews have made sadness famous.." Laurel makes the claim come true and her spiritual "husband" is Arthur Podalsky who produced my first 2 albums back in '68 and '69 and said, "Biff, the reason we can't let the arab in our tent is tomorrow he will be in our bed..." This attempt to "control" the "woman" while she may be out *****ing Ahab the A-Rab shows the vanity and insecurity of the jewish male who doesn;t have a clue about Women's LIB and Laurel's Lib fer goddam show shoah nuff....suffice to say..it gets down to "contracting" and Laurel as the AUNTIE ZIONIST to my Prince of Darkies is here to "protect" the land she "thinks" she "owns" because she "bought" it with "money" and has a piece of "PAPER" that SAYS she OWNS the land..but she feels guilty inside because she knws deep down you can't OWN the land...Laurel made contract once with a WHEEL HASSLE (we'll hastle?????) but broke the contract and wanted her cabin back after a short while when she told WHEEL HASSLE he could have it for a long time...she cried...her son, Aaron the big Adopted Eskimo Indian beat up Wheel Hassle cuz when Mama Jew CRIES Zionist thugs and sympathizers rush to their aid and kill....it went to court...fifty people living in the community attested to Aaron the BIG INDIAN'S "GOOD" character cuz it's a close knit community of rich old jews who defend each others right to cry if they don;t get their way..it's a microcosm of what's happening in the state of Israel and Laurel's penchant for control of the "whirll" reached epic proportions when I asked if I could stay in the cabin a week until new year's 2007..she was in China teaching english...she said yes...but the girl I was with got drunk and started throwing things on xmas eve in O-land and..felt terribly guilty...said she'd drive me up to Laurel's cabin and did...then the floods came...roads washed out to Ukiah,Boonville,Covelo..I began writing and CHRIST or CHRIS who watched the land while Laurel was in China would pass by the cabin each day hanging on to my every note..cuz he. too wanted to get into music and played guitar but mostly just got so carried away with his own 2 chords forgot about "music" and so was boring...no one was scheduled to be in Laurel's cabin unitl Feb. 17 and I had a gig in San Francisco Feb first so set up a radio show for Jan 31 to be broadcat live over KMFB Mendocino......practiced three songs about being marrooned in the north woods during the winter floods and figured the "contract' is between ME AND THE CABIN NOW and the caretaker, Christ or Chris dosn't mind me being there at all.only Laurel the control trip freak who thinks to OWN the world from far off China trying to turn the Great Wall into a GREAT WAILING WALL sent Christ or Chris an e-mail.."I want BIFF out of the cabin now..!" We laughed...or I laughed...and Christ or Chris paused...he didn;t want to alienate Laurel but he did want to listen to and hear music...and maybe grow balls...so the songs were done and recorded and I left and all was/is hunky dory as usual...and the contract between me and the cabin AND THE LAND is/was primary and still is...cus ain;t no bee-itch in China gwine tell DIS niga yada mothuh*****uh.......not with Christ or Chris around who wants so-o-o-o-o- badly to "PLAY"....and it didn;t even cost a penny..it never does....that's the nature of the 2nd coming..it's "sound"....you hear it intuitively.....it strikes Uncle Jew and Auntie Zionst like lightning..they re-act with thunder struck...

The Money of Color

George Carlin never paid any attention to Patti Noland so Patti Noland never liked George Carlin. Same with David Bowie. Bowie NEVER paid any attention to Patti Noland so when he came to America for his "Serious Moonlight Tour" Patti ridiculed him... called it "Serious Moon River." Patti came out to Palestine when George Carlin came to town to play at Durty Nellie's but NOBODY paid any attention to her so she went back to Oak Park. Patti had been coddled from birth because there wasn't enough oxygen in the premature baby's tent so she's blind in the right eye.....it hangs like a grey blob out of her head...almost so in the right eye. She gets a hefty check from the State. This allows her to sit on her Irish **** and demand attention. Also she's really disfigured. Although my love over the years has made her beautiful she has slipped back into ugly.She was eighteen when we met in 1972...backstage at the Quiet Knight where I was headlining. Jim Croce was opening. "Hmmmm," I thought,"that guy's gonna have a name..." He died in a plane crash and wrote "I have a name." Ugly Patti my favorite groupie from the seventies would hang backstage with the stars...she loved Elton and Mickey (Dolenz of the Monkees...Circus Boy)....I fall in love with crippled people..way more back then in my twenties..now at seventy one I feel crippled in the face of all these hotties at Mojo's Coffeehouse where I strudle each morning for dark roast and wait for one of the thinner waitresse to say.."I want to go home with you, Biff, and take off all my clothes and dance for you...do you live inside somewhere?" George Carlin saved the day one night when I was on the Tonight Show and Dick Cavett was subbing for Johnny. "I think pot is a menace to society" said Cavett. George interrupted,"Well booze is a lot more harmful than pot and besides..." and he went off on Cavett and I silently said, "Thank you, George and he heard me..and he hears me......he knew and knows I have "IT"..he always "wanted" "IT"...that spiritual quality that can never be named...Al Livick of Ocala tried to put it into words..."The Christ Consciousness was so thick in the late sixties you could beat it with a stick." George could only "comment" on it and paste on long hair and poke fun.....that's why all his fans are Zombies and pile up "stuff" on Earth that moth and rust doth corrupt....George drove around in a stress limo.....asked me to join him on tour (Oct.'85)....I put the Second Coming in his face in the lobby of a Savannah Hotel...he blanched, blushed..held in the anxiety of knowing "THIS IS ART" THIS disturbs..!!!".He could never deal with it....I gave him the 8th,9th and 10th dirty words...but he played it safe and all the tired old comics were dragged out one more time last night on PBS to pay homage to George who died just in time....and doesn't have to bridge the gap between the white Rocket Scientist parrot George was and the Broadway play I'm writing about the Mothuh*****in'kocksuckin'nigguhz bangin; down the doze and ho's of Western Civility..(Leave it to me) George's wife, Brenda committed suicide (alcohol). He left her for the ***** who laughed at his jokes. a little guy in Palestine called The Little Guy wanted to be a comic and hired George and me. The gig was held Aug.16,1985....The Little Guy's wife,Joan committed suicide shortly thereafter. Rented a motel room...put on her Wedding Gown...drank a bottle of pills ....her body was found by Larry the Fire Chief of Palestine..she left a note..."The Artist knows when the canvas is complete" My billboard on the Sunset Strip (Oct.68) read "Once in a while an artist comes along who should be listened to STRAIGHT THROUGH" Patti Nolands' boyfriend ,John,stacked records on shelve. He whispered to Patti,"I'm gonna get... fired ....Biff's talking too loud in the store." Patti ran quick to me, 'John says you're gonna get him fired for talking too loud in the store." They've been married now twenty years. I have NO sense of "SELF". But when I see my records I have a sense of SHELF. I am a ver-r-r-ry shelfish person. John is a threat to my shelfishness. So when Patti Noland e-mailed me...she wanted to come see me play in Chicago her husband had gone fishing I said "NO." She wanted my phone number...again, "NO!" She was a relic of the past....I am a relic of the future..the Bully Biff in Back to the Furure..the Cuddly Bear Biff in Black to the Past....presently biffing Patti.... "Patti..your husband pulls his head out of your ass to go fishing and you quick come to me for a good time..you're a groupie..I am the Quiet Knight in Shining Armor..the armor is my performance, my piano..my songs and records, theme parks, cable TV shows, websites, youtubes, but not facebook or MySpace because I'm huge and that's only for the SERFS and the BLOOD VASSALS in this Media Evil Kingdom of High Tech Tick Tock Talknology yada....SERFS UP ! I rule with all white males the NET we cast ..ah mean FUH-AST...over ALL T

The Golden Coconut

The World Wide Web Literary Society presents..."The Golden Coconut"

What is it with these black ladies and their hats?
This isn't racism.
This is HATism.
I HAT people. I have a love/hat relationship with people....but that hat Aretha Franklin wore at the Inauguration looked like a flock of Canadian geese coming out the back end of a U.S. Airways jet liner.

I wonder if there'll ever be a white President again to sully ol' Jennifer Hudson's river of death and destruction? Desiree Rogers is the new Social Secretary for President Obama......she's too cute to escape the coming TABLOID revolution...
"Is there a Monica Lewinsky in the woodpile?"
Now that I have the American crowd hooked on sex and hats... it's time for a new feature...the Rake's Crisis Center....it's not about me or you..it's
"ABOUT FACE !"
The Young Wannabeez among us put on a "face"...a "mask"..they insist, "It's not about FACE..it's about FACEBOOK !" They do not talk to their mothers.They Text Message them...they've got the right idea to grasp how HITLER could get away with killing six million jews....don't talk to them....that would only give them the impression they EXST..
write down what you have to say in MEIN KAMPF.my book is called Mein Vacation at Summer Kampf....it is required reading for my course in MYTHAMATICS..the certitude of math with the fancy of myth.....Hitler started his myth with "Aryan Supremacy"....
Hitler gave white people a bad name....now it's up to me to restore their GOOD name by reminding them that there is only ONE race..the Helsinki Marathon..and that it is a race to the FINNISH for possession of the Garden of Sweden....WHITE GIRLS !!! And it is for ALL Ice Queens BifFROZE....and for all streetcars and Social Secretaries named "DESIREE" Biff rose...rose to the occasion of PRAISING Mary Magdalene the FIRST MEDIA WHORE for her announcing "HE ROSE.....I came to the tomb and he was gONE..like he said he would,..." Who knows...Enough women have raised me.....the Virgin Mary always drew attention to HERSELF....she is NOT the first Media whore but she is probably the LAST Media VIRGIN....
When I screwed up in a piano recital at age fourteen my mother said, "I have never been more embarrassed in all my life."
When Harry Belafonte hugged me on the ol' Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson my mother said, "Did you have to have that niga HUG you..?"
But now that I have entered the darky side (the darky side of Biff Rose) I urge Desiree Rogers...Barack Obama's new Social Secretary to give our brand new president a GOLDEN COCONUT....that's what queens of Zulu do at the Mardi Gras and Desiree Rogers was Queen of Zulu in 2000 the year I got my FIRST Golden Coconut....they handed them out that year because they were civilized...when I was twelve in 1949 I got hit in the head by a brown hairy coconut ....Louie Armstrong was King that year.... he didn't throw it... but they still had segregation..Louie went on later to land on the Moon and made everybody Neil.....

Don't Shoot Till U C the whites of their Ice !

The World Web Theatre presents..."Don't shoot till you c the whites of their ice"

The Messiah is born today to liberate the white people from the tyranny of the African-American. The Messiah is born today to liberate the BLACK people from the African American.
The Messiah plays the black and white like keys to the Kingdom of Heaven and pianos.
"...unto thy hands I commend my spirit" said the Messiah Jesus of the Jews who liberated the Jews from their overbearing attachment to money,materiality and Walling themsleve in Wailing ...by beating their assss in the Temple of the Moneychangers and only being nailed to "materiality" himself for three hours on the Cross so the story goes.
Mohammed said Jesus wasn't crucified...that the body was substituted.......It is written Mary Magdalene started the Resurrection by saying "He rose..." and I would never doubt a whore's word.....the broken whore for "who're" you?.. Mary Magdalene was the first Media Whore...a reporter...that's all for the jews to enjoy...like BaBaWa Wa confessing she phucked the black Senator (Brooks) a hundred years ago on Oprah to suck up to black people everywhere and show how cool she is.....following in the tradition of Monica Lewinsky
For this Second Coming of Christ I liberate ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE from the African-American 'cuz African Americans are just a clumsy soundbyte for a phony buncha white people with brown skin and lightening pomade...plus black black BLACK is the color of my true love's song.....African American takes too goddam long....if you hear ANYONE say African American kick their asssss through their ears by saying "A? A?" REAL LOUD like a Canadian asking questions and reducing African American to the initials A? A?...
...like NIGA has been reduced to the initial "N"..or the "N" word..the fabulous N word...
Equal time for equal fabulous reduction.....Equal time for equal initials...equal time for equal censorship.....
Liberate yourselves oh! White people and Black people from the tyranny and sounbyte buzzword of African American....know that it is an INSULT to the Jamaicans....living among Gus....be the CHEERLEADER for six billion people on the Planet Earth..
"Gimme an A !"
"A !"
"What's that spell?"
"A !!!"
If you're afraid to SPEAK OUT just say 'Biff made me do it" then go listen to some Randy Newman and Bob Dylan to calm your jangled nerves...

Bill Cosby produced (meaning FINANCED) my first two albums The Thorn in Mrs. Rose's Side and Children of Light ('68-'69)..for his Tetragrammaton Record Label....
Tetragrammaton means the Unspoken Word for God but don't mention it....Bill Cosby pulled his money OUT of the comany because he didn't want the jewish guy his manager Roy Silver giving it all to the jewish moneychangers.....Bill wanted to give all his money to the African American moneychangers so he built a Temple for the African Anerican moneychangers on the campus of TEMPLE University....
...but I say,"You will not make of my Father OR my Son's house OR Son House a Den of Jews'n'Nigas !"
The SILVER WAR only just beginning raises the CIVIL WAR level to E-Mancipate the WHITE PEOPLE from the "Language Tyranny" (Slavery) of a "HOLY COS" as the BILL is coming dew ...it's the Autumn as "AW ! DUMB!" of everybody's life...it's this growing culture of humility from the Messiah who liberates YOU as the SAP (Seasoned Audience Personnel) who de-liberates...
WHATTA COMMONATION !

Crowned with Laurel's

what's not to undretstand? I hear the word "inderstand" and I think..."Understand"...who told you you should "UNDERSTAND" anything...or anyone...UNDERSTANDINMG is SLAVERY..OVERstanding is MASTERY...it's enough if you can EVEN stand the World Wide Web Theatre from Maine to California...from the redwood forests to the Gulf Stream waters....fregzample...resting on my laurels or being crowned by laurels or gathering MOSS or the book ACT TWO by "what's his name" MOSS...HART...they're all a vast poem to my sensibility...and so it be with a fan letter from my Maine Man...and his wife who he said in a subsequent letter...was watching SMOTHERED a show on TV about how the Smothers Bros, got canned ..it was an eerie mortal synchronicity he and I opined....I as turning him onto the mystery of the TETRAGRAMMATON..the Holiest of Holiest in the jewish religion.the Unspoken Word for G-D..and how Tommy SMOTHERS "named" the company..Bill Cosby's company "Tetragrammaton" and Cosby produced me on his label..and now I announce to the world The 2nd Coming of Christ presents NIGABIFF and tie in the Unspoken with the UNSPEAKABLE...( are YOU prepared to advertise my album NIGABIFF? Are YOU prepared to shout it from the rooftops? why not? Are you afraid Desiree will slit your throat if you say "niga" out loud....don;t be afraid....the Unspolen Word for G-D is "NIGA" and I forbid anyone to use the phrase African American as it is PHONY and artificial and only for the rich and famous as a stop gap measure to try to elevate culturaly the backwards assss holes who aren't religious and bold like me'n'you...if we're gonna do away with the word "NIGA" and only say the "N" word then we're going to balance the ledger and do away with the Word...AFRICAN AMERICAN...takes too long to say..Black is cool..white is o.k. use the initials A.A. and know me as G-D the cheerleader of the world...six billion people in the grandstand..me saying "Gimme an A"..them saying "A"...me saying What's that spell?" Them saying "A"So from now on if you EVER hear ANYONE use the word African American...just stop, stand tall and ask like a super white Canadian, "A?...A?" and FORCE them to use the initials forever like the N word and NEVER say ****** or african american..remember..Jesus said "Father unto thy hands I commend my spirit" and I AM the Father and THESE hands are the ones that play the black and white keys to the kingdom of heaven and pianos and they will NEVER play the african American and Caucasian keys...never ..never...never....that's the MAINE thrust of my yada yada, warden...